First time, I was seventeen and working at this Home for the Blind as a waiter to serve them their meals in the dining hall (it was an old Mansion) converted into an old folks home. A waitress (she was eighteen with long auburn hair and C cups) and I go to see a movie, "All the right moves" with that shitdick Tom Cruise. After the movie went and parked the green 1972 Dodge Dart in the Organic Community garden and had the radio on. We started fooling around and next thing I know her pants are off and eating pussah. So I naturally take my engorged cock out and slide it into that moist hole of goodness, two pumps and I'm done. To top it off the next day my balls are itching like crazy, CRABS. Thanks you filthy whore.
The first time I technically had sex was when I was 17, two weeks before I was about to leave for college, and my gf of 6 monthes decides she's gonna reward me by letting me take her virginity.
So, I decide to plan it out. I had a backpack full of candles, condoms, some soda, and a blanket, and we were gonna have a candlelit spread on the beach while we made passionate love. She had brought along some massage oil which gets warms when you breathe on it and it tastes like coconut.
Now, it sounded great in theory.
In practice:
1) End of summer = plenty of bugs to still bite you.
2) Sweet coconut smell attracts bugs and sand.
3) Sand gets kicked up by wind
4) Sand sticks to everything wet or oily.
5) Penis = too big for small unused vagina
6) Sand on condom as big penis attempts to enter vagina
That night sucked.
The first night I really had sex, was my first night out at the college bar. I picked up some chick, got her in a cab back to her place, and BAM, I definatly had sex. I even walked back to my dorm, 4 am, roomates still up, and announced proudly "I JUST GOT LAID."
I heard a pop and there was blood on my lap.
His mother left for Russia for two weeks. I was 15, didn't move but had sex three times. I remember Ren and Stimpy on the TV.
I got sick and was fed pepto and pizza.
Wonderful.
Penthouse Forum this is not.
Did I mention it was an orgy?
where's teenslut when you need her.
You had the yahoo fan group, i'm asking you.
i want to hear touchdownreggiebrown's first time.
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sorry, i meant matthjews first time.
it was the weekend before thanksgiving my sophomore year. he was a junior at the other high school and on the football team. we went on a double date with my friend because her bf had a car. don't really remember what we did before hand, probably a movie or pizza. so then we drive down by the beach and park, go in opposite directions on the beach. there's a bunch of small boats (catamarans?) lining the top of the beach before the sand dunes so we lie down semi inside one. i don't think we had a blanket, `just a jacket or something. and then we did it. it hurt a little at first but then i actually came. so it was good and i didn't even get sand in my vagina.. then we waited a little while to make sure my friend was done too and then they drove us home. where i arrived to find a nice bloody surprise in my undies. we went out for a few months, i started riding my bike over to his house after school so we could have sex before his mum got home from work. until i finally got my license and we could do it in the car in the parking lot accross the street from the bowling alley.
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To tell you the truth... I really don't remember my first time.
I was completely wasted that nigh. Somebody managed to get me to walk to a room and I remember laying on someones bed.. I don't even know whose bed it was.
The girl I was out with that night was Brandy. I remember her coming in and asking if I was ok and that was all I can remember. I don't even think it was the next morning... cause it was still dark out when I woke up and had to find a bathroom to throw up in (another first time... I never get sick while drinking) and I come back and Brandy smiles at me, asks me if I am O.K. again and then asks me if I am ready for round 2.
It didn't dawn on me then what she was talking about. I thought I laid back down on the bed, but apparently I missed because I woke up the next morning on the floor and I had a big ass bruise on my shoulder.
Brandy was gone. I tried calling her, but she didn't call back. I finally saw her about 3 weeks later and she was really cold towards me, she said hi and kept on walking. I didn't bother trying to call again.
The next time (I count it as the first time) I remember vividly. I was beyond nervous. She could tell and tried to get me to calm down. I was so worried that I wasn't gonna make it to the point of completing the deed.
I had known this girl for quite some time. She had been in a relationship for about 4 years and had finally decided to cut it quits with him. I guess I was her rebound guy. The night started off with me just being a friend... someone to talk to. We spent the evening together, just talking, watching movies, playing card games... just hanging out.
About 4 in the morning, we are in the living room. I am sitting on the couch and she is laying on it with her head in my lap. It is really quiet. No lights are on, we are just sitting there enjoying eachothers company.
She starts to rub my leg and asks me if I think she's pretty. I stuttered for a minute and finally answered that "of course I do.. I have always thought you were pretty".
She kissed me then asked if I had any condoms. At this point I almost freaked out. The sweat started rolling.. I started stuttering, just about had a nervous breakdown.
She is trying to calm me down and says don't worry about it... I have a couple in my purse.
She undresses first then finally gets me to get down to my boxers and t-shirt. I was still nervous as hell, but extremely turned on at the same time.
I got my first blowjob at that moment. Then she put the condom on me.. told me to lay on the floor and that she would do all the work from that point on out.
Surprisingly, I lasted more than just 30 seconds and was able to give her 2 seperate orgasms. I was so proud of myself.
As soon as she left.. I called my friend and woke him up to tell him the news.
i was dating my girlfriend in high school for 9 months, i was 17 she was 15. i had tried to put it in her pooper a few times, that didnt work. then on july 4th we watched fireworks and went back to my house and we had horrible sex....
then 20 minutse later i dumped her and met a girl on the street and put 3 fingers in her ass.
more likely the slut probably stuffed three finger in your ass.
that particular act didnt happen until last may