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I just dipped my pizza crust into a little pile of heroin!
Eat it.
durr!
do you get that with every order, along with parmesan cheese, garlic powder, and crushed red pepper?
eggplants! philipino boys in basements! the halocaust! pez dispensers! pink bicycle shorts! whack clothing! power gloves!
years ago, i used to sometimes get my blow from a pizza place in the east village
How were the calzones?
for some reason, as soon as i got there i wasnt really hungry.
now everytime he walks into a pizza hut he has a seizure.
Promise?
i usually have a seizure on the toilet after pizza hut
Keyser Soze Wrote:now everytime he walks into a pizza hut he has a seizure.

no, that would be the bathroom at kenny's castaways or the raven on avenue A. i walked into one of them recently after many years and got a phantom drip.
Keyser Soze Wrote:eggplants! philipino boys in basements! the halocaust! pez dispensers! pink bicycle shorts! whack clothing! power gloves!


Half those are mine, I was the gimmick king in the da day.
hoo hoo, tell 'em fred
you were always a better gimmick king than most but you'd always beat yours into the ground and kept on beating.
its all part of my comedy wheel. its funny, then its not funny, then the repitition itself makes it funny again.
no, it doesn't... really it doesn't.

That's like people who think disco is making a comeback.
I disagree!

Disco is making a comeback!
sure it is buddy.
I'm just glad I'm gonna be there for it!
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