i go on vacation for a few days, and i come back to star child redux. weak as hell
Bow to your feline overlord, peasant.
Scratch behind his ear then.
pet him near the tail and make him horny!!!
talk about all the sweet pussy you get and make him jealous. it's like a neutered sleeper
I heard you were quite the bitter better last night, compalining to him won't help you harold.
you don't wanna piss him off, look what he did to tequila.