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WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN AT


THE SILVER SHORES LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS


REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, January 30, 2006

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.


Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoid ing The! Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.


Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM

Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.


Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses,
diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
Send this to all the guys that you think can stand the heat, and to all the ladies for
the best chuckle of their day!

Damn it, woman!

SCRATCHING POST - General Discussion
NOISE POLLUTION - Music
ENT. UNLIMITED - TV/Movies/Books
SPORTSCENTER - Sports
UBERGEEK - Tech Stuff
HOSTING - Upload images
O & A GEN. DISCUSSION - O & A Gen Discussion, duh.
DRAMA POSTS - O & A Debate
DAS GOLDEN AGE! Doesn't concern you.
FAGGY ARTISTIC - For faggy artists
STONER FORUM - For stoney stoners


It has now all been spelled out for you. Write it on the back of your hand, inside of your eyelids, whatever.

on some other messageboards i belong to, there is an option to ignore all posts by certain users. do we have that?

I wish we did, but alas we don't.

Passed all those classes with flying colors. Now get you ass in that bathroom and shave that hairy scary snatch.

did she go and post this in drama posts again?

wow, it takes a lot to get danked pissed.

she musta posted this in the stoner forum.

i want to punch her in her cunt.

Danked Wrote:Damn it, woman!

SCRATCHING POST - General Discussion
NOISE POLLUTION - Music
ENT. UNLIMITED - TV/Movies/Books
SPORTSCENTER - Sports
UBERGEEK - Tech Stuff
HOSTING - Upload images
O & A GEN. DISCUSSION - O & A Gen Discussion, duh.
DRAMA POSTS - O & A Debate
DAS GOLDEN AGE! Doesn't concern you.
FAGGY ARTISTIC - For faggy artists
STONER FORUM - For stoney stoners


It has now all been spelled out for you. Write it on the back of your hand, inside of your eyelids, whatever.

Anal Retentive, eh? - None of yer forums make any sense!!! What in the hell is the difference?

SHUT THE FUCK UP

Keyser Soze Wrote:SHUT THE FUCK UP

STFU to you too!!!

HollywoodJewMoses Wrote:on some other messageboards i belong to, there is an option to ignore all posts by certain users. do we have that?

Incommunicado? How bout turning the 'puter off?

Keyser Soze Wrote:i want to punch her in her cunt.

I dunno....you run the risk of never getting that hand back.

Don't tell me no lies...
Keep your hands to yourself.

im sorry, i think we got off on the wrong foot.

why are you such a stupid twat?

::loads gun::

Cheltenham is missing their idiot.

Some twunts never learn.

who is this?

whoever it is, it's living up to the name