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So we got a memo late last week about wearing company issued safety glasses in all areas here at work. I didn't know they would include, my work area, here in the front office.

Yes. I am now sitting at my station, dressed to the nine's, hair looking perfect, sporting fuck me breath and a big thick pair of plexiglass saftey glasses. What's going to fly into my eye in here? a paper clip? a pencil led? my bosses dignity?

I have resolved to decorate my glasses just like Jim McMahon's white head bands in 1985. We'll see who wins.
blue collar republican. look at that. impressive.
there is no I in team.

but there is a rubber band in back of my head holding my safety glasses on when I bend over to replace the office water bottle.
dressed to the nine's?
i'll think of you and feel sorry when i order fries.
because its your forth trip of the day?
Keyser Soze Wrote:because its your forth trip of the day?

Fourth, you dolt!!!
whoever said illegals are doing the jobs americans don't want has never met the section of the population Tequila represents.
Hoon this is for your joke about me being an immigrant

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you fucked up the tags, reginald.
I just clicked the buttons in the post page.

Why are they not working?
maybe b/c the buttons are not also in spanish?
a few options.

A) you're stupid

B) you were conceived on a ferris wheel

C) you have the image tags too far away from the link line.
that must've stumped him.
he's probably chewing on his keyboard right now.
fixed it
if your going to use
Code:
<img> </img>
you use it
<img src="link">
if you use [img][/img] (bbcode)
you just do [img]link[/img]
and it should work. for some reason when i edited though the bbcode didn't, and just used the html way..
Hoon Wrote:that must've stumped him.
he's probably chewing on his keyboard right now.

his 15 minute break from washing dishes is over.
Please explain what "dressed to the nines" is for your industry.

Did you iron your jeans? Are you wearing your good boots?
i have the "white-collar looking down" angle going already, thank you very much.
i look like i should be conducting an orchestra.
You are wearing a tuxedo with tails at a construction company?
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