CDIH

I'm currently sitting in the library at school, just passing time until my next class starts...

I know i'm not supposed to be using the internet for personal usage(boards, AIM, myspace, etc) but fuckin' whatever i'm not distracting anyone around me....

Now there's a girl sitting to my left doing all school type shit like a nerd and another to my right, about 10 feet give or take that is practically sodomizing the monitor of her computer, that's how close she is.

Every couple of minutes or so the air rings with some blackitude voice blaring from the speakers(that should either be turned off or you should have headphones on) she doesn't, she's blasting what i can only guess are "mad dope quickvids" from some blacked out, "oh no you diiiiint, i fucked your baby's momma" type site.

So I turned to her the last time i heard the noise and just stared directly at her. Long enough for it to be considered uncomfortable but short enough so that she wouldn't get up and cut my face from cheek to cheek.

Oh yeah, she's black too.

i fear for your life

She left but now there's a guy who looks like Dave Navarro and Vincet Gallo's bastard offspring sitting infront of me.

my ice bag just leaked all over my pants

Act all crazy and shit, one thing Negroes fear is crazy white people.

I can not stop giggling everytime i look at this guy.

i wonder if navarro bought the sperm.

that was fast.

A question as old as time itself.

or as old as one of gooch's jokes

THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNAP!

I nailed some pussy that Dave couldn't close the deal on.

yo that shit out of plumb yo!

HA HA! i get it! the way you posted a joke that references another thread! LOL! very clever! HAHA!
you are a funny man! a funny funny man! HA HA!I mean it! really very funny! LOL! HA HA!

i'm kuku for karhu!

no surprise there faggot.

check your finn to english dictionary

i'm going to compose a song professing my lovehu

you shoulda walked up to the negro in question and asked her if she preferred big boi or andre, I myself prefer big boi.