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what are your plans?
dinner here...
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dessert at her place.


....no fingering in the street.
Club you over the head outside of your house in the snow and then I'll take joobies on a romantic evening around town.
but you don't know where she liv....dammit!
I havent made any plans yet. Dinner, probably.
Candlelit dinner at my house.

Out for coffee at her favorite place for dessert where I will give her the diamond bracelet I bought.

Then to her place afterwards.
it sounds like you're filming a commercial for Kay Jewelers.
i have no plans until 11:30...because the 15th is the first day election materials can be hung up, and my roommate is running for school president. so then, i get to spend the tail end of my valentines day going from building to building putting up posters. so romantic
the things people do for love
Who said anything about love?

I just want to get laid.
It's not for love,
it's for social obligation......

Like the fuckin engagemen ring....
dumbest purchase a guy will ever make,
spending a wad of cash for a bauble that will reside on some chicks finger....
until Kay jewlers convinces her that 20 years later the stone needs to be upgraded cause the guy is making more a year....

stupid fucking social bullshit.
i will smash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!
Goatweed Wrote:it sounds like you're filming a commercial for Kay Jewelers.

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Jack Wrote:Who said anything about love?

I just want to get laid.
that was directed towards fbd...
he's just so dreamy, i have to do it for him














plus, he might let me be on top for once
Danked Wrote:
Goatweed Wrote:it sounds like you're filming a commercial for Kay Jewelers.

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That ring is so awful that a handjob would seem too appreciative.
I didn't even notice that.

Look at her hairy neck! Yeesh!
Nothing, because I am a bitter old man.
you? no way!
Well I may take out the old Bulldog and go a hunting. Still waiting for the dog next door to give the OK.
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