I hate running out of milk.
Especially when you're in the mood for a snack that requires atleast half a glass of it.
along those same lines, i hate when you only have enough cereal for half a bowl.
Always keep an extra box handy for just such days.
i hate when people have 13 items in the 12 items or less express checkout at the supermarket. Don't they know how to fucking count?
Quote:along those same lines, i hate when you only have enough cereal for half a bowl.
That's why you make the prior serving a mega-bowl of cereal and use a mixing spoon to eat it.
It's like you're 4 years old all over again!
dank is reliving his 430 moments in life again....
LMMFAO. I like the idea though. Can I use a ladel instead of a mixing spoon?
interesting concept, ill have to try that.
Always look on the bright side of life!
I guess you kind of have to when your vagina is a carnivorous lifeform.
It's what I have to work with!
So all this time you didn't want to sleep with Sleeper, it was really just your fear that you might swallow him whole.
If that makes you sleep better at night, then sure.
The world should be glad the HIV factory has closed it's doors.
Where did you hear that current event?
So my vagina has the HIV?
lush has a very scary vagina.
Do you hate her scary vagina, Ken?
I lack the capacity to hate a vagina
except Keyser
BAM!
What if it had spiders on it?
And the spiders were wearing clown masks?
And they spoke to you in grandma's voice?
I'm not afraid of clowns,
so that's just silly.....
and some women like luna have VERY thick furry bushes.... and the spiders would blend in with the dense pubic growth.....
and I always hear Grammy's voice in my head when I have sex....
she says things like, "Fuck her, fuck that bitch, bang her cunt good"