I support the sleeper but it's high time he knew the truth
Today I saw a fat homeless lady sitting on the sidewalk with a river of urine flowing from her nether reigons
Does she have a record collection?
if only people were more honest with me in person, i could've learned what "fabric softener" was. it does rule to learn about these things third-hand though
Fabric softener is only the beginning.
FYI, it's not to be used as deodorant.
whoa whoa whoa
baby steps
hair brush
Extreme Make over: Sleeper Edition
I am often tempted to give complete strangers grooming tips. Why is that frowned upon in society?
There was this broad in my apt building sharing my elevator, and she had like 9 pounds of makeup on. Just insane. If someone told her she should wear a lot less, it would improve her life.
I saw a woman who looked 55 because her hair was white as a ghost, but her face looked young. With a good dye job, she could pull off late 30s.
It happens ever day. Someone with nasty BO, errant nose hairs; not friends, but just random folks
He would kill himself after that.
someone get queer eye on the phone
Galt Wrote:I am often tempted to give complete strangers grooming tips. Why is that frowned upon in society?
There was this broad in my apt building sharing my elevator, and she had like 9 pounds of makeup on. Just insane. If someone told her she should wear a lot less, it would improve her life.
I saw a woman who looked 55 because her hair was white as a ghost, but her face looked young. With a good dye job, she could pull off late 30s.
It happens ever day. Someone with nasty BO, errant nose hairs; not friends, but just random folks
You care about your fellow man.
Next party at my house is gonna rock!
if you think i'm ever coming out again after this, you are retarded
But magazine's always need a before picture.
The Sleeper Wrote:if you think i'm ever coming out again after this, you are retarded
Are you nuts ?
You know how many threads and inside jokes we'll be telling for months to come ?
that's ok. i think DIG has the right approach to socializing.
He's too busy working on the H train