did you know that the female clitoris has twice as many nerve endings as the head of the male penis.
He's right. I've counted.
Did you know that if the male penis was proportional to that of a gorillas, our penises would be less than an inch long.
I'd be hung like a nigger if that was the truth.
How much does the human head weigh, smartguy?
I'm surprised he hasn't posted sitting at the poker table yet.
ehheyy, this fooking dealer, yo fellas, how much should I bet, I got a 2 and king?
Hoon Wrote:How much does the human head weigh, smartguy?
As the spine spends the signal to brain it shoots back a signal and then it arms the pelvic muscle and THRUST BOOM!!!
get the wire hanger.
Casino Security: 'We're going to have to ask you to leave, sir'
Keyser: 'Eyyy, fuhck you, mooley!'
Casino Security: 'What's your name, sir?'
Keyser: 'Antny
Casino Security: 'Can you spell that, sir?'
Keyser: 'A.N.T.N.Y....... Antny'
Keyser hit the HUNKA BUNKA after he made it big at the table.
eyyy dis fuckin broad over there, she wants my salseeeeeechAHHHHH
Hey...My names Anthony
You smell me...I smell like garlic!
He was IMing cocktail waitresses two at a time!
lost 400, my head hurts. wound up in the top suite at the 49th floor at the borgata though. some whale we met there took a liking to us and treated us like kings. we were eating lobster tails in the penthouse at 7am.
just like in the commercials for vegas, did you wake up with a donkey in the room?
the hooker could have passed for a donkey.
no, thats when i exited stage left and went to bed.
i struck out, my pimp hand was not strong this weekend.
did you take off your boots and put your feet on the table?
YOU FUCK ME UP IN THERE ILL STICK YOU IN THE FUCKING DESERT!!! YOU UNDERSTAND!?!?!