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yeah the george washington mouth with wooden teeth is on sale.

The asshole one is on sale for those who wish to celebrate that traitor Lincolns b-day.

replica of Barbra Bush's cooch right in time for presidents day

You should sue them for not having Arfocentric ones.

yeah i need nappy hair down there to get me going!!!

they have the mocha colored ones

Just glue a Brillo pad on, it's close enough.

now <a href="http://www.fleshlight.com/main/index.php?cPath=32">less filling</a>

one of my old oa.com sigs

does jorge have one?

only human

yeah but this is BETTER than the real thing, you're just jealous.

i thought about buying one as a gag gift before he went away to grenada. oh well, he's back for good now.

you're just afraid to lose him to something thats better than the real thing.

i am. it's true. i like penis.

I'm afraid to get one cause then I may give up human contact for good.

i've actually been in the presence of one before. one of my teachers in grad school brought it in. its very soft, but its kind of sticky. not really, just the kind that makes all the fuz from your clothing stick to it.

Like the real thing.

ew

i caught an STD from this thing