I just got a resume and I am amazed at how brilliant it is because it's written in the third person, I wish I could post it.
maybe the guy is illiterate,
and his mommy wrote it for him......
THAT would not be brilliant.
brilliant would be the man who would post this resume for us.
Goatweed Wrote:is he hired?
I'm gonna call him later, I bet he talks like The Rock.
Stolen right from under me.
For crossing the finish line second....
Hoon just got the Silver.
GonzoStyle Wrote:Goatweed Wrote:is he hired?
I'm gonna call him later, I bet he talks like The Rock.
if he does you know you gotta hire him, right? the comedy fodder you'll get from him will be priceless.
When he fucks up, you could suplex him onto the cold........hard......concrete.
Ok heres a snippet.
Quote:Mr. ******* has demonstrated many innovative and progressive management techniques in areas, now Mr. ****** seeks to work for you.
HE DOESNT LIST THE AREAS!!!
He's that fuckin cool!
Hoon Wrote:When he fucks up, you could suplex him onto the cold........hard......concrete.
Gonzo would be his manager,
so it would be more appropriate for him to yell in his ear with a blow horn,
like the mouth of the south.
GonzoStyle Wrote:Ok heres a snippet.
Quote:Mr. ******* has demonstrated many innovative and progressive management techniques in areas, now Mr. ****** seeks to work for you.
HE DOESNT LIST THE AREAS!!!
He's that fuckin cool!
It would be great if the ****** was SALIZAR!
Case sensitive, too... spelled with caps and exclamation points!!