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So this dude in Iowa mad eup this contract for his wife and it is hilarious and true.

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Quote:FEBRUARY 17--This country, as you know, is filled with the deranged. And then there's Travis Frey, a 33-year-old Iowa man who is facing charges that he tried to kidnap his own wife (not to mention a separate child pornography rap). Frey, prosecutors contend, apparently is a rather demanding guy. In fact, he actually drew up a bizarre four-page marriage document--a "Contract of Wifely Expectations"--that sought to establish guidelines for his spouse in terms of hygiene, clothing, and sexual activities. In return for fulfilling certain requirements, Frey (pictured right) offered "Good Behavior Days," or GBDs. Each GBD, Frey wrote, could be redeemed by his wife to "get out of doing the things" he requested daily. A copy of the proposed contract, which Frey's wife never signed and later provided to cops, can be found below. While we normally point out the highlights of most documents, there are so many in this demented, and very graphic, contract, we really can't do it justice. So set aside ten minutes--and prepare to be repulsed. (4 pages)

Duties covered in marriage contract:

Daily hygiene & self care
Clothes & Other Apparel
Sleepwear & Sleeping
During MY Time You WILL & Will Not
Good behavior Points
Mis Behavior & Non Compliance Demerits
Sleep Time & On Demand
Dressing Up
Shaving
Fellatio, Intercourse & Other Sex Acts
Birthdays & Anniversarys
Photos
Quarterly Negotiations

I dont see the problem