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that should be CDIH's tagline
Keyser Soze Wrote:that should be CDIH's tagline

which?
"this thread sucks"

-arpikarhu
"For the happy man, prayer is only a jumble of words, until the day when sorrow comes to explain to him the sublime language by means of which he speaks to God."

-Alexandre Dumas
"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."

-H.Simpson
"I've wondered why it took us so long to catch on. We saw it and yet we didn't see it. Or rather we were trained not to see it. Conned, perhaps, into thinking that the real action was metropolitan and all this was just boring hinterland. It was a puzzling thing. The truth knocks on your door and you say, 'Go away, I'm looking for the truth,' and so it goes away. Puzzling."

-Robert M. Pirsig
"I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than those attending too small a degree of it." — THOMAS JEFFERSON
The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with it’s credibility. And vice versa.
Robert A. Heinlein
"They say the ingredients for Sprite are lemon & lime but I tried to make it at home. There's more to it than that"

~Mitch Hedberg
"A flute with no holes is not a flute. A donut with no hole is a danish."

-The great philosopher Basho
"All this money and this motherfuckers taking pictures, if I wanted my picture took i'd steal a car!"

-Eddie Murphy
"The people never give up their liberties but under some delusion." — Edmund Burke
"My, my, my! Such a lot of guns around town and so few brains."

- Humphrey Bogart
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying."

- Woody Allen
Jesus was a brilliant Jewish stand-up comedian, a phenomenal improviser. His parables are great one-liners.

- Camille Paglia
"In heaven all the interesting people are missing."

-Friedrich Nietzsche
"When I die, fuck it I wanna go to hell
Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fuckin' tell
It don't make sense, goin' to heaven wit' the goodie-goodies
Dressed in white, I like black Tims and black hoodies
God will probably have me on some real strict shit
No sleepin' all day, no gettin my dick licked"

- Christopher Wallace
yeah, favorite music lyrics is down the hall, fucko.
"The mad dog had [Darryl Strawberry] on recently and i almost broke down in tears listening to them"
- Anthony "Keyser Soze" Desomethingorother
im not ashamed!!!
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