"Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful."
- Samuel Johnson
"English motherfucker! Do you speak it???"
-Samuel L. Jackson
"sshhhh! do you smell something?"
dan akroyd
"The people of this board are retarded"
- Me
"Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity."
- Edwin H. Land
"We lay on our backs, looking at the ceiling and wondering what God had wrought when He made life so sad."
-Jack Kerouac
There are two types of people. Those we who come into a room and say, "Well, here I am!'' and those who come in and say, ''Ah, there you are.''
Frederick L. Collins
Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both
- Ben Franklin
Arpikarhu Wrote:Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both
- Ben Franklin
How amazingly true is that today?
An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
- M.K. Gandhi
"You can't expect to fly with the owls at night and soar with the eagles during the day"
- J. Elmer Chisholm
"There ain't no point in lying because you won't ever remember the bullshit you made up, the next day."
Richard Pryor
"Niggers love to not know"
- C. Rock
"Never get drunk and pass out around white people because they will always do some borderline gay shit to you."
Dave Chapelle
GonzoStyle Wrote:"Never get drunk and pass out around white people because they will always do some borderline gay shit to you."
Dave Chapelle
this really hit home cause i just said to a friend, not 5 minutes ago, that if he fell asleep while i was visiting him in the hospital today that i would write on his face with a sharpie.
thats not gay, thats funny.
"I'll moider da bum."
- Heavyweight boxer Tony Galento, when asked what he thought of William Shakespeare
"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher."
- Ambrose Bierce
"I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means."
- Clarence Darrow
"Once you fuck a monkey, you've made a firm decision that you're out of the human pussy game".
D. Chapelle.
"a friend?"
Were you two sailers for halloween?
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die."
- Mel Brooks