i had to watch the tv in order not to die from boredom from the endlesss string of hacky watermelon and fried chicken gags.
Arpikarhu Wrote:i had to watch the tv in order not to die from boredom from the endlesss string of hacky watermelon and fried chicken gags.
I personally loved your "I make so much money, you guyz must be jealoooooooous of me" routine, so refreshing.
thats gotta be even more delicious in person
they all asked. i didnt bring it up.
it waas a borefest that i fled from like cat on fire.
you fled b/c Laz was eyeing your billfold, daddy warbucks.
the group went outside for a smoke and i made good my escape.
He probably sat there and wrote insults on bar napkins and when the lead on his pencil broke he ran away
Keyser Soze Wrote:im sure you were missed.
did arpi leave?
yeah...
oh well.
i am sure my absence was barely noticed amidst the raucous laughter following all the racial jokes that gonzo had been hoarding since 5th grade.
no one cared because you added nothing and were a fuckin bore, trying to buy our approval with your horrible pitcher of margacaca's.
1. wasnt trying to buy anything. just being neighbourly
2. i added nothing cause i couldnt remember any good porch monkey or spearchucker jokes.
you added nothing because you are a dullard
if not wanting to participate in a watermelon and jigaboo joke-off makes me a dullard, then i am a dullard.
come on, watermelon and jiggaboo jokes are like customary methods of opening up bar conversation. it's like starting the mass off with a hymn, it gets everyone in the mood.
the mood for what? a lynching?
maybe his leather pants were chafing.
the mood to talk like normal people from internet messageboards do.
I got one. Three kikes and a nigger walk into a bar...
they did used to chafe. i havent worn them in a long time. i should try and find them.