i bet keyser doesn't fart in the shower either
Keyser Soze Wrote:eww, i never pee in the shower, thats nasty.
you also didnt find it sexy to have your woman fart around you, it coulda saved your relationship.
GonzoStyle Wrote:most items you are putting ketchup on are already warm, dunce.
cold ketchup on hot food is the bestest
not better than ketchup on....on...ON....ONNNN....ONNNNNN.......ONNN!!! ONNNNN!!!
OH YEAH!
THAT'S RIGHT !!
HERE IT COMES!!!
READY?!
OH YEAH!!
KETCHUP!!!
ON!!!
BIG!!
FUCKING!!
TITS!!
KABOOM!!!
Why waste the ketchup when you can have fresh blood?
Mad Wrote:Why waste the ketchup when you can have fresh blood?
i'm stealing that line
Goatweed Wrote:from the salt.
no from the iron content in blood you dunce
drop some algebra on his ass!
Charles Manson Wrote:not better than ketchup on....on...ON....ONNNN....ONNNNNN.......ONNN!!! ONNNNN!!!
OH YEAH!
THAT'S RIGHT !!
HERE IT COMES!!!
READY?!
OH YEAH!!
KETCHUP!!!
ON!!!
BIG!!
FUCKING!!
TITS!!
KABOOM!!!
greatest post ever
Black Lazerus Wrote:Goatweed Wrote:from the salt.
no from the iron content in blood you dunce
since when do jokes have to be scientifically accurate around here?
you're still pissing all over the same place you'd take a bath. you're basically turning your bathtub into a toilet.
yeah, I'm writing my name in piss all over the curtain & walls.
And we dont take baths anyway, the only reason I have the tub is because of the baby. Besides, I always aim for the drain.
If you take a bath you wash the tub anyway, even if you dont pee in the tub, what about all the dirt coming off your body when you shower?
Piss is sterile. If someone dumped in the shower that would be nasty, getting all clogged up, and whatnot.
yeah our posters ( changed because of the obvious dick joke) are too fat/tall to fit into a tub.
Mad Wrote:Piss is sterile. If someone dumped in the shower that would be nasty, getting all clogged up, and whatnot.
I can vouch for that, shit is a bitch to clean out of the tub.
piss might be sterile but i aint gonna bathe in it. i clean my tub out before i take a bath, but the thought that i pissed in it would freak me out.