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Silera just said, "I am a good human."
I work hard for the cash so you should not do this thing at my humanity.

My kids want for things.

I'm hungry for food stuffs.
I'd totally make it to the second round of call center Idol.
And have America vote, thus then, making my job vital to the company!

I just owned Galt.
Galt Wrote:"You have five minutes to convince me not to fire you without using the letter 'e'."

I can squirt.
* That was a Monty Burns line, so I can't take credit for it.

Lenny said, "I'm I am a good work- guy". Then he got fired.
Silera Wrote:
Galt Wrote:"You have five minutes to convince me not to fire you without using the letter 'e'."

I can squirt.

Winner!

Can you, really?
If you get to fire them individually I would go with.

"Guess which one of us is going to still have a job on monday?"
After reading this thread, I'm itching to get the chance to fire someone.

It's so cool.
"I quit you"
I wish I knew how!

<3
The bad news is, you're fired.

the good news is, if you're ever in amsterdam, I hid something for you.
Let's not live in the problem, lets live in the solution.
We had a little contest and you won, the prize is you're fired.
Tell them to take spring and summer off
the good news is you're off tomorrow.

the bad news is you're off every day after that as well.
The good news, i'm not you.

The bad news, you are.
pick a number from one to ten.


no, sorry. you're fired.
I need you on a special project that will dramatically improve the company's financial performance: go home and never come back.
Bloody Anus

what?

You're fired.
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