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So this chink called me to complain that he was given a certain price for a service and now during the actual job he is given another one. So long story short, he had a discount coupon for being a repeat client BUT the package he got already had a discount, which he was informed of. The coupon clearly states that it can not be used in conjunction with other discounts or special offers, etc. So he's sitting there bitching over basically 20 bucks, so he is either real dumb or tried to pull a jedi gook trick on me.

He had ordered 3 services that total 470 and with a 20 dollar discount come to 450. The prices break down to 275, 75, & 120. So he is telling me that he added those numbers and it comes to 450, not 470, so with the discount it should indeed be 430, not 450. So I asked him how did he get 450 by adding 275,75 and 120? "BY UHHH ADDING THEM!!!".

So I said, 275 and 75 is 350, right?

yes

so how can adding 120 to 350, come to 450?

UHH, HOLD ON ...... carry the 1 and 3.... YEAH 450!

yeah but wouldnt adding a 100 to 350, be 450?

yes

but we're adding 120, not 100

ok, so?...

.......

OHHHH!!!

yes, sir I think you got it.

uuuh... yeah ok i'll make out a check.


*ofcourse you will moron!



































* I didnt actually say that but I did scream it on the inside!

is he a chink or a gook?

what celebrity did he sound like?

GonzoStyle Wrote:He had ordered 3 services that total 470 and with a 20 dollar discount come to 450.

what kind of services did you provide him?

I'm guessing he was lookin' for the Happy Ending.

Galt Wrote:is he a chink or a gook?

they're all the same, seriously.

you shouldve told him you'd throw in a pint of General Tso's for his troubles.

Goatweed Wrote:I'm guessing he was lookin' for the Happy Ending.

jesus christ.. he's such a taker, never a giver.

my favorite neighborhood mercenary is back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

do i know you?

it's mavis, come on!

mavis takes on a whole new meaning since i have a 2 year old..

sorry

NirtyDigger

my chink friends don't like being confused with the VC.

a chink is a gook is a slope

my gook friends didn't like being called chinks

It's not a matter of what those yellow fucks like or don't like, it's a matter of, they all are yellow and have little yellow eyes. They're all the same.

Soulless bastards the whole lot of them.

they're shitty drivers, too.

they're great at folding shirts and making seasame chicken