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when i was 10 my older brother told me these involuntary spasms were spiders trying to get out after burrowing themselves in my skin overnight.

i got the last laugh though because now, he's fat & has kidney problems.

you showed him!

MY SUPERIORITY IS VEXING TO HIM!!

vex is such a great word

it is terribly under rated.

as is vituperating & rhutabega

and crepuscular. i love crepuscular.

this is a picture of me and my brother just before my wedding.
he shaved off his mustache or you'd really get the full effect of his shabbiness.

gayer than gobots

he appears to be grabbing his crotch with his other hand.

he's holding his bad kidney

Hoon got married on a golf course?

you cant see it but im wearing plus four knicker pants and holding my tam cap behind my back.
the recption was a captain & crew tournament and since i was the groom, i automaticly won closest to the pin!

Did you punch your wife in the face when she missed the Windmill shot and blew the game?

she didn't play. she was too busy making loose meat sandwiches with the rest of the women at the 9th hole refreshment stand.

Hoon Wrote:this is a picture of me and my brother just before my wedding.
he shaved off his mustache or you'd really get the full effect of his shabbiness.

you lying sack of crap... you told us all that was your wife! now it's your brother??

my shame, revealed.

Hoon Wrote:she didn't play. she was too busy making loose meat sandwiches with the rest of the women at the 9th hole refreshment stand.

wait... I thought that was JayO's (not theJays) wedding?

oops. my bad.... I keep forgetting that JayO was married in the trailer park not the golf course.

jayO's wedding was an uneventful 10 minutes at the county court building.

Hoon Wrote:jayO's wedding was an uneventful 10 minutes at the county court building.

HEY!