CDIH

pretty fuckin obvious

You are lucky that you will get an invite. best man HA

over/under on the divorce - 1 year

Pussy whipped men never divorce. It's very similar to battered-woman syndrome.

cock whipped would make sense, you can whip someone with a cock, you see what i'm sayin?

did you ever play with your feces and go "WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"?

over/under on a gang related shootout at the reception - 2 dead

If Laz's lady was cock whipped, she wouldn't have his balls in a vise 24/7.

when's the big day?

i was going to write that this thread sucks, but that would be an insult to all things that suck.

i think arpi would be a good best man

I think arpi would be good if he left and never came back.

maybe someone will throw a folding chair into the crowd on the dance floor

im starting to not see the difference between keyser and arpi

Keyser is the cute one, he's the tom hanks half of the bosom buddies.

GonzoStyle Wrote:I think arpi would be good if he left and never came back.

blah blah blah

i will invite arpi

thanks, i am flattered, but i have an appointment that i cannot break for that weekend. sorry.

i can stare and giggle at that sig forever