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in all truth, i hate arena football
I would try again Arpi but alas, Sleeper already bitched slapped you again.

I must say though, your reply was mildly ammusing.
i hate that sleeper, he is truly mean
can i finally be on your list?
nope. i dont have a mean as a viper column
For future reference, "mean as a viper" should've had quotation marks around it.
I just hope that someday I can be on his "acknowledge" list.
:helpme:
What are you talking about Sluggo? Everyone knows you.
{Sad}
Quote:If we get a smile eating a chicken sandwich maynard can stop using words altogether.

Thats fucking funny.
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Widow: Drove first husband to shoot himself

Young at heart: Old bat



Edited By Keyser Soze on April 12 2002 at 3:44
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