Ok, I guess the green finger dude... there must be a cream or pill for whatever he's got. Is he really the cunt doctor though, or just some random oozing homeless dude? The homeless have cheaper drugs, but the doc has more variety, and a better chance of cureing it!
worse than a creepy homeless dude.
ITS CBH
Well in that case....... he better use both hands!
Find a condom in under the last bit of your food or find it in your sleeping wife
definately sleeping wife.
especially since we dont use them.
if that happens i would be a free man though {
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LMAO - nice topic douche bag. You did it again.
okay -
Meaningless sex with Snuka's sister
or
Cutting off your thumb and shoving it up your ass?
meaningless sex with my sister....she is hot and knows how to tighten up her pussy muscles
Quote:Meaningless sex with Snuka's sister
or
Cutting off your thumb and shoving it up your ass?
Hmm that's hard, give up hitchhiking with that hand..... or deal with her stalking you and not taking no for an answer. Even though you can smell her from 3 blocks away, the stink of old gym socks & dried blood.
having grumpy's mom stick her crusty pinky toe up one of your nostrils
or
violating a dead dogs vag that has been previously stuffed with moldy mayonaise
Quote:nailing nette in the back door
Thank You Metal!!
who would rather:
Suck the blood soaked cottage cheese covered twat flaps of Snukas mammy
or
Eat the crabs off of Grumpys rusty forceps that he keeps shoved in his ass
too easy. You always go for the forceps nette. But I'd still bang you in the back door if you asked nicely.
Sticking your tongue in Ladi's snatch
or
Walking through broken windows with no clothes on
heres one for you nette
sticking a fresh veal cutlet in a blender and slurping it up with a straw.
or
licking some frothy ass butter out of grumpy's mom's ass crack
again i love ladi...she is great..but id have to take my chances with the broken window. LMAO
getting kicked in the balls
or
getting anally raped.
ASS BUTTER--Grumps mom knows I love it
you just had to got here with the veal didnt ya snuk
How about
Rubbing horse shit in your eyes
or
Plucking your pubic hair and dousing yourself with vinegar
pulling out someone's eye & rolling it up like sushi for lunch
or
sticking a chop stick up their nose & stir around their brain till it oozes out their nose into your soup
I've done both. Amazing enough, both are equally erotic and enjoyable.
oh and nette - I'll start saving my ass butter for you honey. Anytime, anywhere you want it. :loveya: :loveya:
closing the car door on your fingers
or
letting arpi watch and spank a batch while you stand there naked.
Quote:you just had to got here with the veal didnt ya snuk
LMAO...sorry Nette. We go way back and I know your weaknesses.
I would go with the horse shit in my eyes.
and
anally raped.
Tripping up the curb and forgeting to put your hands out, falling on you face, breaking your nose & all your front teeth
Falling off the fishing boat and having your leg bit off by a shark
licking nette's yeast factory
or
licking Ladi's yeast factor
shaking Grumpy's hand
shanking Snuka's