This is a very easy one.
If you had to choose....
Funneling 3 gallons of hot lumpy vomit.
or
Slicing across your eyeball with a sharp steak knife then squeeze a lemon into it.
What about doing it with Grump's grandma twice in one night?
If you had to choose between banging a fat chick and a hottie who was HIV positive.
hot chick. HIV isn't even a disease anymore since no one dies from it or even gets sick. The only downfall would be that I'd have to get a job to pay for the medicine
obviously this one is for the guys.
suck a big veiny cock.
or
toungue an open oozing herp blister on a yeast covered pussy flap
Quote:toungue an open oozing herp blister on a yeast covered pussy flap
Not another night with Ladi, please
Taking a belt sander to your yambags
or
Anal with Inkgrrl
LOL...Ill take the belt sander and scucking cock over inkgrrl.
how bout
drive a rusty nail into your pisshole with a hammer
or
the business end of a louisville slugger in your ass
I'll take the rusty nail....how about
Getting a Cleveland Steamer from Grump after wing night
or
Letting a mouse trap snap on your junk
Vomit, cock, and the Louisville Slugger........ is it just me or does that sound like last Saturday night
pits:
metal..... my junk hurts just thinking about the mousetrap
Edited By LZMF1 on April 09 2002 at 2:18
Quote:metal..... my junk hurts just thinking aount the mousetrap
Guess the midget has a customer then :fart:
Mouse trap on my balls
eating a crunchy dark red blood clot out of amy's undies
or
a peice of corn that has turned unaturaly soft out of amy's shit
<table style=filter:glow(color=red)>OK stop it snuka, i'm getting hungry!!!!!!!!!</table>
all this talk of blood clots and corn
sheeeeeeesh!!!!!!
Edited By LZMF1 on April 09 2002 at 2:20
hmmmmm....corn over clots
nailing your feet to the floor
or
nailing nette in the back door
that is easy....feet to the floor...NO DOUBT!!
mainlining chum into your veins
or
reading a maynard post
chum, most definitely
licking butterscotch pudding out of ladi's undies
or
swimming in a septic tank, mouth open
Edited By Metalfan on April 09 2002 at 2:35
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The Horror! The Pain! aaaaahhhhhhhhhh :bah: Help me! My brain exploded at the thought of it, and is slowing oozing out my ear..........
Since it is ladi...and she is my bud i will definately have to go with swimming in a septic tank mouth open {:p}
eat dogshit
or
eat human shit
pass a stone <table style=filter:glow(color=red)>OR</table> take it in the ass
TAKE IT IN THE ASS
are you the one giving? {
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ok ladi..one for you..
A pap given by a guy with an infected open wound on the tip of his finger oozing yellow/green puss and he has to stick it inside you up to his elbow. NO SWAB
or
placing your boobs on a glowing red peice of steel and given a spatula to scrape them off