I am taking over this forum, to implement some of my new ideas on how to make this board more fun.........
for me.
One of the rules is,
that when YOU enter a thread in my forum,
you must announce your presence by stating,
"My posts usually suck, and my goiter disgusts women"
after you say that, you are free to post at will.
Your posts usually suck, and your goiter disgusts women!
hold on people.. here comes the funney.
Laz, and goat and rooner and ronin are always welcome......
well maybe not rooner, cause I hear he has women hypnotized by the girth of his schlong.
that's a lie. so i've heard.
I've heard the amorous ravings of those who claimed first hand knowledge.
you missed us all in chat earlier.
my posts suck but my goiter is an urban myth. im devestatingly handsome.
Keyser,
my rules are simple, if you want to play, follow them.
Ken'sPen Wrote:I've heard the amorous ravings of those who claimed first hand knowledge.
Oooooh, tell me more.
I hear it's quite large,
albiet mishapen.
I wouldnt say MIS-shapen, as its uniquely shaped.
Ken'sPen Wrote:Keyser,
my rules are simple, if you want to play, follow them.
i break rules.
Rooner Wrote:I wouldnt say MIS-shapen, as its uniquely shaped.
i've heard it's shaped like a "u".
Youre not getting the picture, so forget it.
consider yourself one of the lucky few