I pulled in to a freshly mowed lawn and two bratwurst smothered in peppers and beer, sizzling on the stove.
can i tell you how nice it is not to have to beat a bitch??
A couple light cracks in the jaw might still be a good idea just to make sure she stays consistent.
what'd you hit me for?
cause danked said so.
who
YOU WANT A FRESH ONE!!!
I grilled up some burgers & chicken yesterday, it was wonderful.
I did, it's right next to the ketchup.
if i show up and it's not there, you're gonna catch a line drive to the cock.
it wouldn't be the first time.
you want me to leave the pasta/sausage/carrot salad out also?
listen to funny fuck, I see that shit layin around i'm wrapping that fuckin plate across your head.
it was fuckin' tasty and you know it!!!
my cock is tasty, wanna suck it?
if I were gay, sure - but I'm not so no.
f you were gay, your kid would be fucked.
then I'd be a pedo too, no?
*cue 'thread killer' music*
goat i think your work here is complete please do not reply
my work is never done!!!!