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I was getting a skin check cause i have lots of weird moles and she's touching me all over the place. then she asks me if i have any moles in my groin area. i say maybe i have 1 or 2. then instead of manually checking the area, she asks me to point it out! i disgruntedly point to the small mole on my cock and she quickly goes "that looks fine!" and moves on.
have you been eating pudding?
mole mole mole mole!
You sunbathe at Fire Island?
next time work up a hardon before she looks.
you have a mole on your cock?
yea i have penis cancer
I have one or two freckles on my cock, but all the nurses smile when they see mine.
yea it's a freckle. it's not hairy or anything
thats not a mole, thats his cock
that was footlarious!
Freak.
Your mistake was "disgruntedly" pointing to your cock, you shoulda taken it out and started to caress it and point at it in a loving fashion.

she woulda followed your lead.
i figured i could at least get some action for my $20 co-pay
next time you will know better, have it trimmed, clean and looking spiffy and be more loving with your cock.
you could have pulled a jay mohr and asked her what are we gonna do about this.
The Sleeper Wrote:i figured i could at least get some action for my $20 co-pay

go to a Geisha girl.