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so joobies has some imitation magic bullet knock off, and its just as amazing as in the infomercial. the other night i threw some strawberrys, ice and yogurt in a cup and had a smoothie ready to go in seconds. i'm excited to go home today and use this thing later.
anyone else have one?
for a second I thought this was about a sextoy.

and no, I have neither the sextoy or the mini-blender - I'm sure both are loads of fun tho!
i think first i'll make a kool aid slushie
I thought we were gonna discuss various theories on the kennedy assassination.
this is way more exciting
back and to the left, back and to the left.
I fell asleep in the theater trying to watch that piece of garbage - true story.
what the fuck is the magic bullet?
the thing your boyfriend shoves up your ass
wouldnt that be his cock?
and when did Keyser switch teams?
Keyser Soze Wrote:what the fuck is the magic bullet?

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This device has one of the most surreal infomercials I've seen in a while

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Goatweed Wrote:wouldnt that be his cock?

yeah but I was also sayin his man has a small cock.
ah, I see. good one!
maybe you should hook joobies up with one of these so you both can be happyhttp://www.somethingsexyboutique.com/car...4000&a=139
i have all the magic she needs
see that's what I thought it was!
HedCold Wrote:i have all the magic she needs

that line is even funnier if you picture joseph whispering that in retort to the original statement.
its a fucking blender?
its the most amazing blender ever, but fucking is not involved.
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