I hid my loose change before I drove Laz home.
i think i was more surprised that a hippie was driving a Volvo to steal change
The Mystery Machine was getting reupholstered that week.
I think that she was just a cool old lady, and I have to imagine that once you hit about 70, you probably arent nearly as scared of being raped or murdered as you are of running out of prunes and ensure.
I would think at 70 she would welcome the intrustion of a nice ebony foot long, at the very least he coulda cleared her bowels.
Who wouldnt welcome the intrusion of a nice ebony foot long?
devotchka Wrote:Who wouldnt welcome the intrusion of a nice ebony foot long?
*cough*
you look like my H dealer except he has crazier eyes
Laz got the bug eyes. I think thats what makes him scary
devotchka Wrote:Who wouldnt welcome the intrusion of a nice ebony foot long?
I think I edited your post instead of quoting it, I think that was meant to be my reply and not your post.
Laz has that Wayne Brady, vibe.
Like he's always on the verge of breaking into a show tune.
that was very nice of you. the elderly can't handle the heat sometimes.
Ok so after posting this story I see the lady again pushing a shopping cart in the local Wegmans. scareded the fuck out of me cause i never expected to see the lady alive again
did you drive her around again?
maybe there really isn't an old lady.
maybe it's just a 911 victim's ghost.
Wow, Hoon makes me look like Gonzo.