CDIH

I hate when people say that, especially when you know that it is a person who has never read anything beyond the back of the cereal box while slurping their kix. Yet whenever they have some crazy factoid or some outlandish story, and have zero back up they always pull they "I swear, I read it.... somewhere". I mean, I can usually remember where I heard or read an item, or at the very least what type of format it was, was it a newspaper, magazine, a pamphlet?

They usually fall into one of three categories:

First is the worst type and thats the person who just heard a tiny line somewhere, on tv maybe and then draw their own conclusion. Or even worse than that, they just make up shit. JESUS WAS NOT A JEW... MAN I READ IT SOMEWHERE!!! I had that argument with a bible freak, of course it was easier to defend my stance since I DID read it somewheres, "it's called the bible, look into it before you preach it".

The second type is kinda similar to the first but they pass off their own crazy theories, it's not just concluding something from a third party. These are people who take a subject and have come up with their own little theory on the subject and it's something only they agree with, cause no one else is that dumb. So to make their point, they say that they had read it somewhere, in addition to their own belief. These people also get desperate and drag other "people" in their cause with the other horrible line of "man you know how many people believe this? THEY DID A SURVERY RECENTLY!!!". I love how the survery has always been done "Recently", I give credit to the creative ones who spice it up with a city, a number, etc. "They did a poll in atlanta, they asked 3,000 people if they believe that when getting aids is a bad thing, and guess what... IT IS!!!".

Then finally there are the people who use the "I read it somewhere" line so they don't have to say that the information they have is from a movie, especially when it involves some sort of biographical or historical information. Like the people who base their information on the JFK assassination based off the oliver stone movie. These people are dead give aways since their information always contains "dramatic license".

how's your doodoo?

i was wondering the same thing

Quote:I hate when people say that, especially when you know that it is a person who has never read anything beyond the back of the cereal box while slurping their kix.

I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that people don't really eat alot of kix cereal anymore... I think it was in the bible.

it's mother approved!!!

Yea I read somewhere that Kix was mother approved. Good shit.

Kix is good eatin'.

homo approved

only for nigz!

HOLLA!

I read somewhere that Gonzo makes grilled cheese sammiches with an iron and a paper bag.

WTF? Who raised him?

It's the only way to melt that government cheese.

Luna Wrote:I read somewhere that Gonzo makes grilled cheese sammiches with an iron and a paper bag.

WTF? Who raised him?

the streets

the mean streets of Bensonhurst.

Try a li'l darker then that...

the mean streets of Brighton Beach?

I live in brighton now but grew up in coney, russians are worse than niggers. Though I will say not as prone to violence.

my cousin still lives in the building I grew up in. just last week some dude on the 12th floor walked outside down to the basketball court, shot his daughter in the head and then some other nig who apparently got her preggers and then capped himself off for good measure. Then last night as some kids were goin down the stairs, they stumbled onto a crackhead with his throat slit. Naturally the kids had to take the stairs cause the nigs be usin the elevators to sell dope... even though there are 4 fuckin elevators, you can never get one.

GonzoStyle Wrote:Naturally the kids had to take the stairs cause the nigs be usin the elevators to sell dope...

C.R.E.A.M.

I live in Pleasantville, and I'm not even kidding. I can't tell you when the last time was that I saw a darkie.

GonzoStyle Wrote:I live in brighton now but grew up in coney, russians are worse than niggers. Though I will say not as prone to violence.

I bought a car from one of those Russians a few years ago. I ended up getting rid of it not too long afterwards. It turns out the vehicle was the object of an insurance scam. Weird shit.