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thats not gonna help with snot flying out of my nose and me laughing and crying, Im just trying to keep still.

My brains feel like they are trying to get out through my eye sockets.

if I could get up, i would totally smoke a cigarette just to see what happens.

maybe its because I just blended the coffee in with cold water??

You should try and beat off. I bet you'd deglove your wang

I thought of that actually, figured i'd expell some energy atleast but I cant make it to the bathroom to pee, let alone masturbate.

my sig pic is ridiculously funny by the way!!!!

GonzoStyle Wrote:if I could get up, i would totally smoke a cigarette just to see what happens.

maybe its because I just blended the coffee in with cold water??

you got too many stimulants going on there, man...

Nicotine, caffiene, cold water.... eeeeasy there.



You might want to consider giving up that nicotine, btw.

HOLY SHIT IT'S LIKE THERE IS A HUGE AUDITORIUM FULL OF PEOPLE TALKING IN MY HEAD, IT'S CRAZY!!!

oh man Danked is missin' out on this!

FUCK HIM!!!! THAT COCKSUCKER

I have one of those, I just drank 3 of them.

thats your problem, you gotta sip!!

how about you sip on my cock as I piss in your mouth

no thanks, I'll just enjoy this cup of coffee.

hope you get soap in your eye!!!

you want a cup? black 5 sugars, right?

splenda cause it sounds like splendid!!!

Goatweed Wrote:you want a cup? black 5 sugars, right?

would you like some coffee with your sugar, sir?

oh man, I should watch true romance tonight and just skip through all of slaters scenes.

so should I have some green tea, or skip it?

GonzoStyle Wrote:so should I have some green tea, or skip it?

you need the magic ginko tree...