I learned my lesson, i'm goin with one TEAspoon today.
try not to spill it, too.
I'm gonna spill some in your fuckin crotch.
I'm gonna spill some on your fuckin' face!!!!!!!
................wow................... w......ow.
You just made me hard.
that wasn't the intention dammit!
oh my god, get angry again, that shit was awesome.
I'm seriously like all excited, my balls are tingly.
I'm actually pretty happy today. One more day 'till the weekend whoohoo!!!
One more day and he can spend his time with his lawn.
HAH!
I miss the wristbands.
but seriously that motherfucker stunk to high heaven, and he broke my comp chair.
and I have Jack to thank for all of it.
the lack of a bowel movement over those three days amazes me still.
and showers and changing clothes and not paying for anything.
and staying at my place and the present he brings me for my kind gesture is a 99 cent lighter that broke on the 3rd cigarette.
more coffee?
yes please!
*points*
buttering his bagel was the low point of my life.
I wish there was video of that whole weekend.