CDIH

I probably forgot, I'm old!

ok, well I'll hip you to the story.

Once upon a time a few peeps here (namely Gooch and Kid A) were raiding people's image hosting pages. They came across Brokenjaw's page and found a picture of his needledick with goo coming out of it and the picture was named "SPLOOGE.JPEG" .... not too long after, Brokenjaw packed up his e-life and never returned again. He now resides on the dork's board doing a little chubby-chasing because I banned him from a board I was managing at the time because he was bullshitting me. He showed up after 4 years and kept pestering me to mod him.

The End.

that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Aren't you glad you asked?

nobody found the pic I sent her,

and my muzzle velocity was quite impressive.

bullshitting you about?

Black Lazerus Wrote:bullshitting you about?

he was feeding me these bullshit lines about how he was so "loyal" to me and a certain board and blah blah blah... I knew it was bullshit. He was running between me and two people that meant to do me harm. He fell for them manipulating him just because he was a supposed friend of mine.

Im glad my splooge.jpgs are well hidden - damn

All you have to do is say "splooge.jpg" somewhere and all hell breaks loose! I never knew someone can be so touchy over his chunky splooge.

tntdyno Wrote:All you have to do is say "splooge.jpg" somewhere and all hell breaks loose! I never knew someone can be so touchy over his chunky splooge.

well it could blind him since he only has one... well

Ken'sPen Wrote:Gonzo is still the main reason I come to this board,

Luna lost a couple notches when she kept a secret from me.

I like Laz though he he is often hurtful.

we all know that your feelings for gonzo are meaningless in comparison to your feelings for me.

this is true.....
you are the greatest poster ever,
in the history of message boards,

(at least to those I have been to)

Your brilliance makes a mockery of those who deny it.

i bow before your wisdom

I feel my life has been enhanced for having known you.....

HAHA I couldn't see that photo clearly at work earlier today.

I'm just seeing the SPLOOGE shooting out of the box now!!1

Ken'sPen Wrote:this is true.....
you are the greatest poster ever,
in the history of message boards,

(at least to those I have been to)

Your brilliance makes a mockery of those who deny it.

we're over

learn to live with it. the truth can be a painful mistress as your mirror can attest to.

BANG!! ZOOM!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

your zingers will fit in well with the doors board people, you can trade witty lines.

better than your nigger/cock/i love you/ i hate you schtick.

you could be a super hero who bores criminals to death.

be nice to Arpi! he's been gone for a while, welcome him back to the fold.

great! now gonzo thinks he is supposed to stuff me somewhere between his armpit and his hip.