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I think most fat people are happy as long as they are in the middle of a sleeve of Fig Newtons and a two-liter Coke.
ew who are you, my dad?
he's right, thats the only time a fatty is happy.

but the question was if they are happy with themselves and the answer is nein.
drusilla Wrote:ew who are you, my dad?

I was just speculating.

I swear to God I'm not a fatso. If I knew how, I would be happy to post a picture of The Thing to prove it.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
with your posting the past few days, kinda makes me wish you were with her dad.
DOH!
Don't worry folks, posting pictures is way over The Thing's head. You are all going to remain safe. Trust me.
by safe you mean our eyes wont go blind from having to witness the atrocity which is you.
I would never lie, especially on the internet.
GonzoStyle Wrote:by safe you mean our eyes wont go blind from having to witness the atrocity which is you.

I am a handsome devil, as anyone who has seen my picture will gladly attest. I'm also a reasonable physical specimen.
drusilla Wrote:DOH!

I heard dino has a poodle, we have more in common than just adoration for you and being wacky.

well that and his poodle isn't a bag of ashes in a box.
youre hoon arent you?
everyone is sexy on the internet
GonzoStyle Wrote:
drusilla Wrote:DOH!

I heard dino has a poodle, we have more in common than just adoration for you and being wacky.

well that and his poodle isn't a bag of ashes in a box.

Hercules the greek body building poodle with long shaggy hair. He wasnt havin' no poodle named fifi!
GonzoStyle Wrote:everyone is sexy on the internet

I can think of a couple of people that are not.

If you're so sure of what you said, you evidently have not spent much time at the fag board.
drusilla Wrote:
GonzoStyle Wrote:
drusilla Wrote:DOH!

I heard dino has a poodle, we have more in common than just adoration for you and being wacky.

well that and his poodle isn't a bag of ashes in a box.

Hercules the greek body building poodle with long shaggy hair. He wasnt havin' no poodle named fifi!

Good thing my poodle was named Daisy.
exactly!
Does herclues have a sexual identity crisis or was that just my dog?

She tried humping a guy poodle when we mated her, then she tried it again with her son. Just thrusting away with her imaginary penis.

plus she'd always lift her leg to pee.
The dog may have had a cock, too, but the cock could have been an innie. There are human beings that go through their entire adolescence in this condition. They think they're female, but they actually have microscopic male parts on the interior of their pelvic cavity. I don't think they can bear children though. The whore in my avatar is an example of one of these sexually ambiguous freaks, but come to think of it, she did shit out a kid. The thing was a fucking real monster however. Caveat emptor, all that shit.
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