CDIH

i did a 4 team 6 point teaser, which for those not in the know, means you can take 6 more points off each of the lines in return for less of a payout. i bet $25 to win $75

so the lines were:

louisville -11.5
penn st. -12
michigan st. -1.5
miami -11.5

louisville was up 8 with 1:30 left, syracuse had no timeouts, louisville couldve easily kneeled on the ball, but they ran it in for a TD to cover! it's a miracle!

penn st. was up 7, illinois tries an onside kick with a minute left, penn st. recovers and runs it in for a TD to cover! a second straight miracle!

michigan st. was down 38-3 in the 2nd half, and come back to win 41-38!! holy shit! i've never had such dumb luck in my entire life.

at this point miami is up 20-2 on winless duke, and i'm thinking i just pulled off a ridiculous miracle win. duke somehow drives down the field and makes it 20-9. now i'm down half a point. then they score another TD to make it 20-15, but miss the 2 pt conversion. i'm down but not out, considering my luck today. duke is now driving down the field for the win and is on the miami 6 with 3 seconds left. at this point i pretty much concede the bet and am hoping duke just beats miami outright.

BUT

miami intercepts the ball, and the nig is now running down the field to score a TD. this would put me up 12 pending the extra point!!

he's at the 40

he's at the 30

no one is in front of him. he's gonna go!! i'm gonna pull of a 4th straight miracle cover......


he fucking inexplicably falls down at the 15. game over. miami doesn't cover. i lose.



fuck my life.

upon further review, they wouldn't have kicked the extra point with no time left, thus miami would've won by 11, and i would've lost by half a point anyway. ok i feel a little better. still fuck miami.

This thread was so enthralling.

On a side note. I know Bloody Anus' name and address.

i know his name and the town he lives in

ADDRESS!

Actually only one of you knows my name, and that Las Vegas is a city.

On a side note, I lost 2 Mondays ago taking Baltimore +5 in Denver, which they covered for 58 minutes. Then I had Seattle -3 in St. Louis last week. So I am 0-4 now and done this season until I win a future or 2, which I will probably just lose on the superbowl.

Unit #102!

I started off slow but i've taken the rutgers money line the past 2 weeks and parlayed michigan with the chargers last week and that brought me back to even. god bless vegas not having a clue about rutgers' dominance.

too bad it was a different nig that got shot

Next Time Bloody Anus logs in and searches for his name, he will know that he's been found, and will need to move again.

Quote:god bless vegas not having a clue about rutgers' dominance.

now up $310 betting on rutgers this year

i worry about you

intervention time!

yea, you do that

this is gonna be tough

lost cause. i can still worry though.

yeah, like watching someone jump off a building.

you see that cock in sleepers sig, thats how hard i was standing on the field in piscataway tonight.

RRRRRRRRRR U!!!!!!

were you one of the people that ran on the field early?

BOISE STATE -14

TOMORROW NIGHT