CDIH

drusilla Wrote:she wants to be prepared for that but i told her it would ruin the surprise of the moment.

I'll know not to call her a stupid cunt afterward I am done claiming her uterus in the name of gonzoland.

fair enough

would anybody like a kitten?

drusilla Wrote:fair enough

You can be my best man

i know you're not talking to the crazy cat lady

can I sell anybody my neighbors children?

drusilla Wrote:i know you're not talking to the crazy cat lady

who else would I choose to be my best man except for my twin?

High Pitch is gonna be your best man?

did you just call beth, high pitch?

no, I called high pitch your twin.

no no i am. but fraternal of course.

joke killers, the both of you!!!

that joke was D.O.A.

and that was from keyser

ouch.

now tell another story about your kid.

Has he developed an obsessive fascination with his penis yet?

Galt Wrote:now tell another story about your kid.

someone seems extremely bitter about me posting about my son a total of 5 times in 2 years.

That's six times too many.

has has taken a shit on your mattingly jersey yet?