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but only if I could piss in her mouth first.....


what is your price for giving her some hag lovin'?

I'm not into century sex, sorry.

is your piss some kind of oral mouth wash

c'mon don't be a dick,
there must be a price
monetary or other, in which you'd do it,

what is that price?

does she swallow?

If I got to fuck jessica alba beforehand, that would pretty much make everything else irrelevant

do I get any say in this at all

of course not.

if you did have any say,

I bet it would be something lame.

yeah, sometimes past performance does equal future results

face I must say,

her performance on that pole may be the hottest piece of film ever.

If I get to shit in her mouth afterwards and then watch her eat it. then when she is done she has to hop around with an imaginary lasso and yell "tally-ho, captain!!!". Then she has to yell out "ALL ABOARD!!!" and vomit up the shit she just ate and then swim around in it while screaming "chum this shit with me!!".

Then i'd let her blow me.

I'd pay good money to see that.

GonzoStyle Wrote:If I get to shit in her mouth afterwards and then watch her eat it. then when she is done she has to hop around with an imaginary lasso and yell "tally-ho, captain!!!". Then she has to yell out "ALL ABOARD!!!" and vomit up the shit she just ate and then swim around in it while screaming "chum this shit with me!!".

Then i'd let her blow me.

thats quite an imagination you have there hock:

She'd be an Aristocrat!

white oleander Wrote:

GonzoStyle Wrote:If I get to shit in her mouth afterwards and then watch her eat it. then when she is done she has to hop around with an imaginary lasso and yell "tally-ho, captain!!!". Then she has to yell out "ALL ABOARD!!!" and vomit up the shit she just ate and then swim around in it while screaming "chum this shit with me!!".

Then i'd let her blow me.

thats quite an imagination you have there hock:

you should ask him about his Hitler movie.

GonzoStyle Wrote:If I get to shit in her mouth afterwards and then watch her eat it. then when she is done she has to hop around with an imaginary lasso and yell "tally-ho, captain!!!". Then she has to yell out "ALL ABOARD!!!" and vomit up the shit she just ate and then swim around in it while screaming "chum this shit with me!!".

Then i'd let her blow me.

this was disturbing to read.

I think I feel sick.

and you all wonder why he's still single huh?

10$ says Oleander was relieved to learn she didn't need to learn how to work a REAL lasso.

I only have to pretend, and its spooky, that thought occured to me too

seems we think alike ken...