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GonzoStyle Wrote:her boyfriend has a 10 incher, I saw him at the gym.

wow....

that is so gay, I have no words for it.
yeah I couldnt wait for her to show up so we could open it together
BirdyP Wrote:You "saw" him?

If its 10, I would have asked for a picture.

Just sayin'

he was gettin changed in the locker room, I was curious.
10" ha
he's white
BirdyP Wrote:I would LOVE to see her myspace...
send her mine please...kthnkz

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oh please please please be my myspace friend!
This is going to be an amazing day.

she just showed up hung over like peter o'toole the day after new years and I think she peed herself.

and before she showed up I got a call from the boss sayin he was stopping in with his kids in about an hour.

she's brushing her teeth now.
I am in LOVE with this one. Sneak a cameraphone pic and holla at ya boy.
with a pic we really can't visualize this at all. darn you for leaving us hanging
she's wearing flip flops and they don't match and I really do think she peed herself and has no clue.

use your imaginations for the rest
are you using the "maynard smell scale" to determine if she peed herself?

maybe she should consult hed as to flip flop fashion
the odor isnt that potent but it's either piss or cheap perfume and she always smells pretty.

amazingly as fucked up as she is, she is still hot, maybe even hotter cause of the circumstances.
fuck her smelly pee hole for all of us
I wish
do it, do it, do it
Fucked up
Please

All I got here is a skinny Russian chick
roofie, roofie, roofie
I have no shot, even if shes all sloshed.
conquer her like stalin conquered um, fuck maybe I should have taken world instead of latin american history, um stalingrad?
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