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"What are we gonna do about this"
Looks like my 13 inches actually.
I once had sex on my roommate's futon and when he saw a stain on it the next day, I said the dog was sleeping there and drooled on it
Quote:I once had sex on my roommate's futon

Who was the lucky guy?
Uncle Grumpy, the roofies made you forget.
Doc with the set and Grumpy moves in for the spike
I confess, it was me in the library with the candlestick
Quote:I confess, it was me in the library with the candlestick
Now THATS hot. Can I watch??
I have the video
Maybe we can watch it together and stroke each others cumstick till it drips the heavenly nectar?
I really don't care for the taste of beer.
Quote:I really don't care for the taste of beer.
:roflmao:
I'm really Kid's other screen name :burnfucker:
so when are you gonna get all uppity on us?
When you stop posting quality threads. Gah damn crackers.
Quote:Gah damn crackers.
look who's calling who cracker!!

oh yeah, i'm a virgin
I must also confess that I smoked a cigarette in a no-smoking zone once.
I cheat in golf constantly, thats part of the game, isn't it?
i once slipped my mother some roofies and took pictures of me sticking various fruits and veggies up her dump tank.

oh wait she was willing to do that. nevermind i didnt slip her roofies.
Jimmy...
You don't have to lie about drug use just to get us to like you.
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