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his pussy can lick itself.
virgingrrl Wrote:says the man with a kitty cat sig pic.

IT'S A BEECAT BEEOCH!!
i wouldn't have to fight ken for dinner with you dear, and you know it.
virgingrrl Wrote:i wouldn't have to fight ken for dinner with you dear, and you know it.

touche
she makes a valid point.
only if she a. pays for her own dinner and b. fucks you afterwards
I'd even pull out if she did all that
i wouldn't have to do either.

well...maybe a little footsie under the table.
and by footsie she means stroke my cock with her mouth
the littler your footsie the bigger his penis looks
exactly.
Ken'sPen Wrote:
GonzoStyle Wrote:so are luna and I married yet?

you hate each other and you aren't fucking,
could be.
HAHAHAA! good point.
and by footsie he means mouth
Luna Wrote:
Ken'sPen Wrote:
GonzoStyle Wrote:so are luna and I married yet?

you hate each other and you aren't fucking,
could be.
HAHAHAA! good point.

hahahaha fuck you then.
divorce court.

and by divorce court I mean she gets half.
not if he kills her
and by kill her I mean, no I meant kill her
she's the sugar momma, so I get half in this case.
if you kill her we can split it
imagine the necklace she could make with half your kidney stones.
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