CDIH - I've been banned for 3 months

Next Best Thing Wrote:The Doors are really bad, possibly even worse than the Beatles as far as releasing annoying bubblegum music. I don't understand what all the fuss is about though, I thought we were all friends and this was all a gag.

you ever insult the beatles on my board and i'll lift that ban rule.

Just show us your tits.

Goinzo I don't give a fuck, sorry.

I don't even care about the badge of shame, I'm a genuine internet outlaw.

you're old news is what you are, now that we have snaps!

Don't even care about that, Goinz, that's how cutting edge I am.

I would like to know what five2one did to get zapped though.

who the fuck is five2one and why should we care?

Goinzo, I was watching the Rutgers game last night on ESPn & couldn't help but notice that Erin Andrews is doing sideline reporting for them now. I have thought Erin was/is one of the most fuckable TV sports bitches ever since I first starting stroking off to her when she was doing sideline bullshit with TNT, for the Braves games. Do you have any favorite television sports bitches? I do.

Just to give you lazy bastards something to work with, I'm going to list the 3 sideline holes that I would most like to bang, in no particular order.

A) Wendi Nix - I just recently noticed her, and I can't tell if she has a great body or not, ie she may be a little chunky-wunky, but from what I've seen so far she is eminently fuckable, even if she is a little big.
B) Erin Andrews - see previous post.
C) Chris McKendry - Chris does studio work and you never see her on site but she is very, very cute and has a really great attitude. The type of female I would unabashedly blast a load of gloop inside without a raincoat. She has a face you can trust.

Suzy Kolber doesn't make the cut because she has been looking a little fucked up lately, and because I'm pretty sure she's a Jew. Deb Kauffman, a certified kike, doesn't rate at all.

Bonnie Bernstein. I rate her slightly lower than my top 3 choices, but she's obviously an attractive young woman. Decent choice.

I wanna fuck the wrinkle in her forehead

Melissa Stark was hot, much more fuckworthy than Lisa Guerroro in my opinion, but it was politically incorrect to prefer jerking off over white woman more than spics.

Totally unfuckable sports whores - Jillian Barbarie (sp?), Leslie Visser, Linda Cohn. Kimberly Jones is on the fringe.

youre fuckin crazy, choosing between a white chick and a spic is like having to pick between a ferrari and a dodge caravan.

I prefer having sex with human beings.

Fucking niggers is definitely beastiality, spics is a little too close for comfort.

GonzoStyle Wrote:who the fuck is five2one and why should we care?

That's me.. but I'm preferring funsnaps better these days.

Why I got banned - I don't kiss Dot's butt.

funsnapsdyno Wrote:
GonzoStyle Wrote:who the fuck is five2one and why should we care?

That's me.. but I'm preferring funsnaps better these days.

Why I got banned - I don't kiss Dot's butt.

Is dot mad about something in particular, or is she spraying the area?

Next Best Thing Wrote:I prefer having sex with human beings.

Fucking niggers is definitely beastiality, spics is a little too close for comfort.

you are a fuckin mook for saying that, white women in general are fuckin plain as fuck when compared to women with some color to them. It's like rather playing double A and refusing to join the big leagues.

unless of course you gotta stick to plain bitches cause you're as boring with your fuck stick as you are with your keyboard.

GonzoStyle Wrote:
Next Best Thing Wrote:I prefer having sex with human beings.

Fucking niggers is definitely beastiality, spics is a little too close for comfort.

you are a fuckin mook for saying that, white women in general are fuckin plain as fuck when compared to women with some color to them. It's like rather playing double A and refusing to join the big leagues.

unless of course you gotta stick to plain bitches cause you're as boring with your fuck stick as you are with your keyboard.

Already told you Goinz, you're a kike & that means what you say doesn't mean shit. Even if you weren't a Jew, I wouldn't listen to you anyway, because you're not a fuckable female.

dont be pissed at me cause I can handle a fuckin beast in bed and you've got a limp noodle.

Next Best Thing Wrote:
funsnapsdyno Wrote:
GonzoStyle Wrote:who the fuck is five2one and why should we care?

That's me.. but I'm preferring funsnaps better these days.

Why I got banned - I don't kiss Dot's butt.

Is dot mad about something in particular, or is she spraying the area?

I told her "have a wonderful day". Then I was banned.

As for what I said to her the day before, it was nothing that should be a cause for a ban.