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I bought some of those icy/hot sleeves for my knees and I also got these like thermal patches for heat.

So I put one of those patches on at work and after a closer look, turns out these are for menstrual cramps. You stick the patch on above your cunt, behind the panties.

I stuck it on my knee, wonder what will happen now.
your claves will start bleeding.
oops, I meant calves.... C-A-L-V-E-S.

duhh
there is an edit button.

silly bitch
I need all the posts I can get.
you will now grow ovaries.
Luna Wrote:I need all the posts I can get.

we have just about 2,000 posts each till we get to our respective milestones, wanna make a wager on who makes theirs first?
and fallopian tubes!

and he'll be even pissier than usual, as well.
I hope I grow a cunt on my knee so I can fuck it.
GonzoStyle Wrote:I hope I grow a cunt on my knee so I can fuck it.
your penis can reach that far?
Luna Wrote:
GonzoStyle Wrote:I hope I grow a cunt on my knee so I can fuck it.
your penis can reach that far?

i've been stretching a lot lately
now you'll become bitchier.
GonzoStyle Wrote:
Luna Wrote:
GonzoStyle Wrote:I hope I grow a cunt on my knee so I can fuck it.
your penis can reach that far?

i've been stretching a lot lately

Do you tuck it into your sock?
Ronin Wrote:now you'll become bitchier.

impossible, then i'd become faceman.
Thermacare FTW!
GonzoStyle Wrote:
Luna Wrote:I need all the posts I can get.

we have just about 2,000 posts each till we get to our respective milestones, wanna make a wager on who makes theirs first?
no, no wagers 'cuz I know you would beat me here for sure.

But I'm gonna make that top 10 posters list if it's the last thing I do!!!1 It is my life goal to be on the top 10 posters list here.
Goatweed Wrote:Thermacare FTW!

I got bad knees!!!
omg dane cook theivery

i'm guessing it came on your ipod today in shuffle?
i don't get why dane cook is so funny
i've never heard any of his comedy.
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