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My fiance has been bleeding from the crotch for three days. I tried using band-aids and some peroxide but it doesn't stop. Can anyone help me?

since when do blow up dolls bleed?

Well, the guy at the store told me it was the most life-like.....


Hey wait a minute!

She is real! I swear!

Aren't you, Miss Pillow Pants?

anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die isn't natural

I told her that, but she won't listen. Maybe I should cauterize the wound?

where's the coincidence?

Read the "My cat has fleas" post

how's your doodoo?

Cunt cancer is just awful.

The Prodigal Son Wrote:Read the "My cat has fleas" post

so you're marrying your cat?

oh man, I guess that "if you legalize gay marriage then they will marry their pets" argument was valid.

HEEEERRRRRREEEEEE kitty kitty kitty...

wow. just........wow.

Just funnin

I used to rub tuna oil on my cock back in das golden age.

to get the cat to blow you?

I...

I got nothing.

Goatweed Wrote:to get the cat to blow you?

while i fucked my eggplant and had 6 year old filipino boys sucking on my nipples, LOLOLOL

Wh....

Ummmm....

still nothing....

Oh wait...6 year olds? Filipinos?

I like where this is going.

Please go on.

I already did, for 2 years.

What ended it?