Spaceballs was great. Everybody needs to watch Spaceballs.
Use the schwartz.
one time I returned a book to the library but jokes on them, I returned a used copy of the same book and kept the new one!!!
I was such a little criminal!
Yeah, but did you switch the labels?
I submit that you did not.
No, i was just mocking you.
mr. craziest thing I did was drink milk one time after the expiration date.
Now thats just gross.
Drinking milk after it expires should be the 8th deadly sin.
fuckin goody two shoes cunt
i submit that jack is a bigger redneck than faceman
I don't listen to country music though. Country music is for people who are tone deaf and have an unnatural attraction to their tractors and dogs.
I don't fit the profile of a redneck. I bathe daily.
GonzoStyle Wrote:fuckin goody two shoes cunt
Jealous?
jack's definitely got a fair amount of hick in him tho.
Well..
I could tell you about the times I almost burned the house/shed/garage down.
Or about the times when I shot Baker with BB's or threw lit matches at him.
Or the time when I almost got expelled from school for breaking a kids nose and used a sharp rock to cut his face.
Keyser Soze Wrote:jack's definitely got a fair amount of hick in him tho.
A bit of hick I can live with.
A redneck I am not. Walmart is the enemy.
Jack Wrote:Well..
I could tell you about the times I almost burned the house/shed/garage down.
Or about the times when I shot Baker with BB's or threw lit matches at him.
Or the time when I almost got expelled from school for breaking a kids nose and used a sharp rock to cut his face.
then why don't you, don't tease the fuckin story like its gonna blow our minds you fuckin softy!
i think that is actually his stories, like when he says "Theres a joke in there somewhere", and thats actually just his joke
like "oh that explains so much"... but I dont know exactly what.
or "so many jokes!".... for someone creative enough and funny.
First and only time that ever seen my mom's box. I was five or six and in bed but needed to take a dump, she was in the shower. The door opened and she let me use the toilet, few minutes later mom stepped out to grab a towel only to have me see a full frontal on her 70's earf muff.
Luckily, that wasn't the first time I had seen a hatchet wound. The year before I had a sleepover and taken a bath with a close family fiend Karen, she was a year younger and having only brothers never knew the differences between the sexes.
Few years later at a big picnic, her and a friend tried to make me show them my cock. Too bad the friend was a bit fugly or I would have obliged.
Thankfully my mom always kept her shit shaven
Lucky you.
My mom is half Sicilian and you know how hairy those bitches get.