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Hawt Baux Wrote:Those actually look like glorified milkshakes.

I'd like to try one.

fridays make the best mudslides in the history of mudslides... cept for the ones I make in my underwear that is!!!

You're an idiot.

Hawt Baux Wrote:You're an idiot.

Fine, i'll just stay home tomorrow and go to fridays instead.

I meant in the good way!

I'm just protesting this chilli's nonsense, who does she think she is, just cause she has huge tits, she thinks she runs the show?

I say we show her!

paradise pie, greatest dessert ever.

Ok, so before this turns into a lame chat thread.

I remember this time my cousin was working as a mover and he asked me to help him out one weekend when he was short handed. So he picks me up in the moving truck and I notice he has 2 other guys with him, so I ask what the fuck, he said he was short handed. So after we arrive at the house, I understand why he wanted the extra help, the fuckin house was in like the abolsute most disgusting area in bed stuy.

So anyway we walk into this brownstone and it is a fuckin mess, just looks like its been turned upside down. Now I grew up around the coloreds and I know them pretty well, we were moving this shit out for these two dudes. Now I have seen some shifty lookin motherfuckers in my day and these brothers were as shifty as it gets. I pull my cousin aside and tell him something just isn't right here, I think these dudes are just fucking with us somehow.

So the sucker my cousin is, all of a sudden I notice him giving these guys money. I ask him what the fuck and he says they let him have a bunch of stuff for like 300 bucks, now this was not crap but like really nice antique shit and also a tiffany lamp, now fake or real, who knows? but he felt it was worth the gamble cause over all he must have gotten like 5 grand worth of shit for like 300 bucks.

I tell him, dude, no way this stuff is theres, you're being scammed. He gets all pissed off at me and tells me that i can fuckin leave, so I said fine and I took car service home.

a fuckin week later, he calls me from the precinct.. "EDDIE, THEY ARRESTED ME, ALL THAT SHIT WAS STOLEN :SOB:"

naturally the owners of the house were on vacation and these two guys were renting a basement apt from them. The fuckin flipped the house inside out, sold off a ton of shit, sold my cousin a bunch of shit and then also sold my cousin out.

also turns out it apparently was a tiffany lamp, according to the cops and a reciept.

When I showed up at the precinct, i realized how big a pussy my cousin was. these cops musta gave him a bunch of bullshit cause he was convinced he was getting like 20 years and was gonna get raped. He tried to play tough with them at first and say he never purchased anything, yet the fuckin lamp was on his night stand... oh yeah the night stand he purchased from the nigs.

His face was all red and swollen from his girlish crying, I loved every second of it.

i'm sure you can get a mudslide at chilis. not that i would know for sure. but fridays is so eh.


dino agreed. so if you want dino to like you, you will eat at chilis.

I must have been around 8 or 9 when my mom told me about where babies come from. All I remember coming away with was that a man sticks his penis in the woman's vagina and then something about eggs growing into a baby or something. So basically for a while I was under the impression that first you stick an egg in the vagina, then you use your penis to push the egg into the woman's stomach, where in 9 months it hatches and gives birth to a baby.

So not too long after discovering this, our neighbors with their daughter who I think was 2 or 3 years younger than me come over for a barbecue or something in the backyard. One way or another we are up in my room and we show each other our behind the pants areas. After a few awkward seconds, I announce, "I'll go get the egg" and ran downstairs to the fridge. My mom had come in from outside while I was reaching for the egg so I played it off cool and pretended I was just getting some apple juice. A few minutes later the girl came downstairs and just walked right past me and back outside.

I don't remember having any meaningful encounters with her after that.

GonzoStyle Wrote:

Abster Wrote:I'm still perplexed by the Cadbury Egg reference.

she's stupid

Yeah if you say so asshole

Abster Wrote:

GonzoStyle Wrote:

Abster Wrote:I'm still perplexed by the Cadbury Egg reference.

she's stupid

I'm sure it has some significance. I just can't for the life of me figure out what.

It was a joke. I said I wasn't "vanilla". Chocolate cadberry egg has cream inside.. just a joke Abby.

nevermind

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funsnapsdyno Wrote:

GonzoStyle Wrote:

Abster Wrote:I'm still perplexed by the Cadbury Egg reference.

she's stupid

Yeah if you say so asshole

I did say so...