11-15-2006, 08:25 PM
11-15-2006, 08:29 PM
GonzoStyle Wrote:funsnapsdyno Wrote:are you sure there is no exaggeration in these stories?!
I vouch for mine and I have some that are so far out that I wont even bother cause I know no one will believe them, luna doesnt even believe sugar sandwiches and taped shopping bags outside my window.
I never heard of sugar sandwiches either.
Just think.. all that has made you the man you are today -- a man with a gay hoodie!
11-15-2006, 08:31 PM
Im wearing the hoodie now, you jealous bitch!
11-15-2006, 09:24 PM
I can't post stories anymore. Mine are Webster to Gonzo's JJ
11-15-2006, 09:27 PM
Your stories were fuckin amazing, please post more!!!!
11-15-2006, 09:30 PM
I only had one housekeeper!
11-15-2006, 09:30 PM
yeah, Galt had somwe goodies.
i have a good one.
saturday night we were in jersey and we ended up getting all kinds of snorted, picked up a hooker and 3 of us got sucked off for 20 bucks.
Kicker....She was only 17
i have a good one.
saturday night we were in jersey and we ended up getting all kinds of snorted, picked up a hooker and 3 of us got sucked off for 20 bucks.
Kicker....She was only 17
11-15-2006, 09:31 PM
BirdyP Wrote:yeah, Galt had somwe goodies.
i have a good one.
saturday night we were in jersey and we ended up getting all kinds of snorted, picked up a hooker and 3 of us got sucked off for 20 bucks.
Kicker....She was only 17
3 for 20?
thats fishy
11-15-2006, 09:32 PM
well, the pimp we knew and he wanted to have us pay 20 a piece, but dude who went first took him to go get condoms and me and my man hurried up and were able to roll before he returned.
11-15-2006, 09:40 PM
I though the hos were ghetto here at like 30 bucks a pop, man oh man.
11-15-2006, 09:48 PM
i don't think i actually remember this but i've heard it so many times i feel like i do
when i was little i didn't like my dad to much for some reason. so one time i was in the backyard playing with the hose and i spray it all over myself. my grandma comes out asking what happened to me. i tell her my dad did it, and she gets all mad and starts saying mad old people stuff like "oooo that animal!"
meanwhile my grandfather saw the whole thing and was just sitting there laughing. he probably would have believed me too if he wasn't there to see it.
when i was little i didn't like my dad to much for some reason. so one time i was in the backyard playing with the hose and i spray it all over myself. my grandma comes out asking what happened to me. i tell her my dad did it, and she gets all mad and starts saying mad old people stuff like "oooo that animal!"
meanwhile my grandfather saw the whole thing and was just sitting there laughing. he probably would have believed me too if he wasn't there to see it.
11-15-2006, 09:49 PM
The kid who lived across the street from me was in the same grade as my brother, so they obviously were best friends growing up. When he was about 8 or 9, his older brother (who was 17) was walking down the highway on New Year's and got killed by a drunk driver.
Two weeks later, his father hung himself, so obviously he had a tough time growing up.
I give you this background to explain why he may have molested me. I'm not sure if he did. If he did, I don't remember it, so I guess it didn't happen.
He was a nice enough kid, but he was friends with my older brother, so we never hung out. One day, when I was probably 8 or 9 and he was 11 or 12, I was over his house alone, and we were in his attic.
Butterly Effect flashback later, for some reason I'm naked. He's naked. I'm sweating about this just typing. I vaguely remember him saying something about acting like adults, and that I should lay on my stomach, and he would lay on top of me. Which he did. But that's it. He just lay on top of me stomach on back, and that's it. That was being an adult. I knew it was probably wrong, but more than anything else, I just thought it was stupid.
But I am pretty sure he got this from seeing a picture or walking in on a family member having sex (though he had no father and no brother - so where is he going to do that???), not because he got molested/raped and was now doing the same to me because he didn't enter me. Had he been raped, he probably would have known to put something inside me. Or have me touch some of his stuff. Neither of that happened. Either that, or he did rape me, but I've blocked out everything after him mounting me.
So we had our fill of gay sex, and were basking afterwards, and his mother walked into the attic. I remember trying to hide behind something, but there really wasn't any place to hide. I also remember his mother not being freaked out by seeing her preteen son naked in the attic with his 8 year old neighbor. I think she may have laughed at us, and told us to come downstairs for food.
But, like I said, I'm pretty sure none of the bad stuff happened. Though I dont' want to go to a hypnotist.
Two weeks later, his father hung himself, so obviously he had a tough time growing up.
I give you this background to explain why he may have molested me. I'm not sure if he did. If he did, I don't remember it, so I guess it didn't happen.
He was a nice enough kid, but he was friends with my older brother, so we never hung out. One day, when I was probably 8 or 9 and he was 11 or 12, I was over his house alone, and we were in his attic.
Butterly Effect flashback later, for some reason I'm naked. He's naked. I'm sweating about this just typing. I vaguely remember him saying something about acting like adults, and that I should lay on my stomach, and he would lay on top of me. Which he did. But that's it. He just lay on top of me stomach on back, and that's it. That was being an adult. I knew it was probably wrong, but more than anything else, I just thought it was stupid.
But I am pretty sure he got this from seeing a picture or walking in on a family member having sex (though he had no father and no brother - so where is he going to do that???), not because he got molested/raped and was now doing the same to me because he didn't enter me. Had he been raped, he probably would have known to put something inside me. Or have me touch some of his stuff. Neither of that happened. Either that, or he did rape me, but I've blocked out everything after him mounting me.
So we had our fill of gay sex, and were basking afterwards, and his mother walked into the attic. I remember trying to hide behind something, but there really wasn't any place to hide. I also remember his mother not being freaked out by seeing her preteen son naked in the attic with his 8 year old neighbor. I think she may have laughed at us, and told us to come downstairs for food.
But, like I said, I'm pretty sure none of the bad stuff happened. Though I dont' want to go to a hypnotist.
11-15-2006, 09:49 PM
HedCold Wrote:i don't think i actually remember this but i've heard it so many times i feel like i do
when i was little i didn't like my dad to much for some reason. so one time i was in the backyard playing with the hose and i spray it all over myself. my grandma comes out asking what happened to me. i tell her my dad did it, and she gets all mad and starts saying mad old people stuff like "oooo that animal!"
meanwhile my grandfather saw the whole thing and was just sitting there laughing. he probably would have believed me too if he wasn't there to see it.
oh man were you one of those kids who faked injuries for like attention?
11-15-2006, 09:52 PM
no, i never really remember lying to much. i dunno why i did when i was little, and it seemed to be only about my dad i guess
11-15-2006, 09:54 PM
I did that for a while, I would come to school with like bandages on and stuff, so the kids wouldnt bother me but it didn't help.
11-15-2006, 09:56 PM
Galt Wrote:The kid who lived across the street from me was in the same grade as my brother, so they obviously were best friends growing up. When he was about 8 or 9, his older brother (who was 17) was walking down the highway on New Year's and got killed by a drunk driver.
Two weeks later, his father hung himself, so obviously he had a tough time growing up.
I give you this background to explain why he may have molested me. I'm not sure if he did. If he did, I don't remember it, so I guess it didn't happen.
He was a nice enough kid, but he was friends with my older brother, so we never hung out. One day, when I was probably 8 or 9 and he was 11 or 12, I was over his house alone, and we were in his attic.
Butterly Effect flashback later, for some reason I'm naked. He's naked. I'm sweating about this just typing. I vaguely remember him saying something about acting like adults, and that I should lay on my stomach, and he would lay on top of me. Which he did. But that's it. He just lay on top of me stomach on back, and that's it. That was being an adult. I knew it was probably wrong, but more than anything else, I just thought it was stupid.
But I am pretty sure he got this from seeing a picture or walking in on a family member having sex (though he had no father and no brother - so where is he going to do that???), not because he got molested/raped and was now doing the same to me because he didn't enter me. Had he been raped, he probably would have known to put something inside me. Or have me touch some of his stuff. Neither of that happened. Either that, or he did rape me, but I've blocked out everything after him mounting me.
So we had our fill of gay sex, and were basking afterwards, and his mother walked into the attic. I remember trying to hide behind something, but there really wasn't any place to hide. I also remember his mother not being freaked out by seeing her preteen son naked in the attic with his 8 year old neighbor. I think she may have laughed at us, and told us to come downstairs for food.
But, like I said, I'm pretty sure none of the bad stuff happened. Though I dont' want to go to a hypnotist.
gooch has new material
11-15-2006, 09:57 PM
I faked injuries when I was a kid playing hockey. Not really for attention, but as an excuse.
If I missed a play, or I was tired, or I messed up, I would scream and fall and writhe in pain, and then I'd figure anyone who thought I sucked would just say "oh, he actually got hurt. Poor timing for the kid".
It got to the point, that my parents told my coaches to just ignore me, and let me lay on the ice.
This was when I was about 7-10
If I missed a play, or I was tired, or I messed up, I would scream and fall and writhe in pain, and then I'd figure anyone who thought I sucked would just say "oh, he actually got hurt. Poor timing for the kid".
It got to the point, that my parents told my coaches to just ignore me, and let me lay on the ice.
This was when I was about 7-10
11-15-2006, 09:59 PM
Galt Wrote:But, like I said, I'm pretty sure none of the bad stuff happened. Though I dont' want to go to a hypnotist.
whooaaa kudos for telling that story..
I've thought about going to a hypnotist.
11-15-2006, 10:06 PM
In high school during baseball season it was raining during the day so outdoor practise was cancelled and we got together in the gym for hitting and ground balls on the shellaced floor. real good idea I know, the ball sped up everytime it hit the ground. anyway we were playing pepper, if you don't know what it is, it's when one guy grabs a bat, 3-5 guys stand around about 5-10 feet away and throw the ball to him and he bunts it back to us. anyway we were playing pretty well and the ball was bunted real hard to me, before I could raise my glove it quick wacked me in the eye. I had this huge fucking shiner under my eye in 5 minutes. anyway the next day we had school and I had to wear these HUGE aviator sunglasses to cover it up. People asked to see it all day long and I obliged. It was like my 15 minutes of fame at the school and I played it up as long as I could.
11-15-2006, 10:21 PM
Could you change the title again to "Galt gets molested."