Oh man, I just drank this new fuckin green tea drink that coke makes, its called Enviga. I was outside and they were driving around in a van handing these cans out, so I tried it. I fuckin never get any boost from energy drinks, I can have 5 red bulls and pass out. After one of these bitches, my body is all tingly and I had to go outside and run around the block 3 times. It wasnt even a "im jogging" type run but more of a "im a 5 year old on a sugar rush" run, arms flapping in my wonka goggles.
They used the drug dealer approach, cause now I want more and this shit wont be in stores till january!!!!
this went well. please share some more of the trivialities that are your existence.
i did! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
congrats, great addition.
can a rock crawl under itself ? Ponder this.
rocks dont have knees so crawling is out of the question.
plus, i didnt say i AM a rock, just that i rock.
jeez!
I wasn't talking about you specifically, just a question in general.
geez, mrs. me me me.
tell us more stories about stuff you drink! i bet there is a great hawaiian punch story that you havent shared.
let's discuss our favorite tic tac flavors instead!
I like my hawaiin ounch watered down, it's way too sweet.
I had the most delish apple martini yesterday at chillis.
how can you order a girl drink like that and not feel emasculated?
cause im not an insecure little queer like you
um, I saw this being sold at the store the other day, whoever told you january was fucking with you