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i'm the only attractive person on this board, if you really need to know.

GonzoStyle Wrote:yeah im a geek, you got me buddy.

im sure you are just a stunning beauty.

I'm a jew too.

Goinzo, must you try to wrest control of every conversation that takes place on this board? Please just answer the question, or don't. I have some scintillating PM dialogue to attend to in the meantime.

my head hurts.. a freakin migraine.

funsnapsdyno Wrote:my head hurts.. a freakin migraine.

Esxcedrin PM. Double up on them.

Next Best Thing Wrote:

GonzoStyle Wrote:yeah im a geek, you got me buddy.

im sure you are just a stunning beauty.

I'm a jew too.

Goinzo, must you try to wrest control of every conversation that takes place on this board? Please just answer the question, or don't. I have some scintillating PM dialogue to attend to in the meantime.

yeah moron, it was implied that yes it is me.

I know it's hard for you being that you're used to 3rd grade humor and calling people jews and wacky names.

GonzoStyle Wrote:

drusilla Wrote:

GonzoStyle Wrote:

Hoon Wrote:

GonzoStyle Wrote:

Hoon Wrote:Gonzo, you're jewish.
I have a jew question for you.

Do you have barmitzfah's [sp?] for boys AND girls?
I ask because I thought ti was only held for boys but I'm not jewish so..
I ask because my wife works for an eye doctor who is supposedly a woman but my bride swears its a man in drag.

Today, the doctor let it slip about "her" bahmitzfah.

Do they have these for girls to and if so, does it go by a different name?

boys have a BaRmitzvah at 13 when they become men (aka when they can cum)

girls have a BaTmitzvah at 12 when they become women (aka when uncle moishe has to start pulling out)

fuck. so "her" true original sexual make up remains a mystery.
this is starting to become an obsession. it's like an episode of SNL's "Pat"

well it's a subtle difference, bar and bat.

but next time have her ask, so how old were you when you had your barmitzvah?

if it says 12, then its a girl

if it says 12, then its a boy.

with your luck it will actually say, well boys have it at.... and explain it without a definitive answer.

or an easier way would be to ask

"you know I always confused the two, you had a baRmitzvah or baTmitzvah, i forget which is which"

but then again, same type of answer could follow

worth a shot

it can also be called a bas mitzvah for a girl. & it can be at 12 or 13 for a girl. but is almost always when she is 12.

HAHa jew!!!

oh man, you got me there!

funsnapsdyno Wrote:my head hurts.. a freakin migraine.

you'd get a migrane trying to make exact change.

GonzoStyle Wrote:

Next Best Thing Wrote:

GonzoStyle Wrote:yeah im a geek, you got me buddy.

im sure you are just a stunning beauty.

I'm a jew too.

Goinzo, must you try to wrest control of every conversation that takes place on this board? Please just answer the question, or don't. I have some scintillating PM dialogue to attend to in the meantime.

yeah moron, it was implied that yes it is me.

I know it's hard for you being that you're used to 3rd grade humor and calling people jews and wacky names.

Thank you, Goinzo. I won the bet by the way. Have a nice evening please.

If the doors people ever forget why their precious forum was shut down, this thread can be exhibit A.

oh snap, he sure got you gonzo!

damn, we're you're done? i just got here.

Keyser Soze Wrote:oh snap, he sure got you gonzo!

goinzo!

The sad thing is, he thinks he is being funny in mocking you by intentionally mispelling your screen name.

well it was pretty fucking clever

It would be like me posting Keyser Soize over and over again.

Genius.

GonzoStyle Wrote:

funsnapsdyno Wrote:my head hurts.. a freakin migraine.

you'd get a migrane trying to make exact change.

What the fuck is your problem? I can't believe all the shit you said in this thread directed at me and I barely know you, asswhipe.

Nice way to welcome new people here..

DRAG0NKill: maybe we should add to the censor so it changes goinzo to gonzo
ZippyAidsFace: and impede on his brilliance?
ZippyAidsFace: come on
DRAG0NKill: a piece of me dies every time i read it
DRAG0NKill: its that bad
ZippyAidsFace: he thinks its brilliant though
ZippyAidsFace: I dont know which is sadder
DRAG0NKill: yea u know he giggles everytime he types it
DRAG0NKill: thinking youre furious about it
ZippyAidsFace: hitting the backspace key cause his sweaty little fingers keep slipping cause he's laughing so hard

funsnapsdyno Wrote:

GonzoStyle Wrote:

funsnapsdyno Wrote:my head hurts.. a freakin migraine.

you'd get a migrane trying to make exact change.

What the fuck is your problem? I can't believe all the shit you said in this thread directed at me and I barely know you, asswhipe.

Nice way to welcome new people here..

what the fuck is a whipe?

yeah maybe we should hang out, you ever hear of the liberty bell? we can meet there.

its pretty obscure, I know

funsnapsdyno Wrote:

GonzoStyle Wrote:

funsnapsdyno Wrote:my head hurts.. a freakin migraine.

you'd get a migrane trying to make exact change.

What the fuck is your problem? I can't believe all the shit you said in this thread directed at me and I barely know you, asswhipe.

Nice way to welcome new people here..

Told you it was him.

the name's "OZ WEEPAY!"