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This has nothing to do with a battle of the sexes you freak. peaches>butterscotch>cheese

It's a good thing you don't have a cunt.

a premium salsa scented pussy would be orgasmic.

fuck all of you and your dairy's.

Hoon Wrote:a premium salsa scented pussy would be orgasmic.

fuck all of you and your dairy's.

Hot or Mild?

yeah dairy is such a outdated concept for food. its fucking discusting when your really think about it.

peaches are fucking delicious!

Keyser Soze Wrote:yeah dairy is such a outdated concept for food. its fucking discusting when your really think about it.

peaches are fucking delicious!

how is cheese a dated concept?

That's like saying the sun is a dated concept for heat and light.

It depends on what type of salsa pussy drusilla has.

I'm not mopping myself into a corner, here.

Hoon Wrote:It depends on what type of salsa pussy drusilla has.

I'm not mopping myself into a corner, here.

msg and duck sauce.

Q. "What about milk? I love it and it's good for everyone, especially children."

A. Milk is NOT good for you. The high numbers of humans who are lactose intolerant tells us that we are not meant to drink milk or eat cheese, and that our mothers' breast "milk" is as much dairy as we're supposed to have. Even those of us who can digest dairy products with no problem are still getting way too much fat, cholesterol, and calories from milk.

Cow's milk is designed to take a tiny calf and grow it to a huge cow in a matter of months. Humans have no such need for that -- no one wants to grow a child who weighs hundreds of pounds. When people get rid of dairy in their diets, their cholesterol, blood pressure, weight, and risk of stroke, heart attack, and cancer all go way down.

Commercially-produced milk also contains steroids, antibiotics, and a variety of other chemicals, all of which pass from the cows to the people who drink the milk. The steroids alone are a big part of the reason human girls now go through puberty at much earlier ages -- and this early onset of puberty is directly linked to a higher risk of breast cancer.

Keyser is emerging as a militant anit-dairy person and I don't think I like it.

i'm a hypocrate though, me loves me some cheese. milk, not so much.

stupid fartknocker

GonzoStyle Wrote:It's a good thing you don't have a cunt.

No need to remind me every post, dickless.

Abster Wrote:

GonzoStyle Wrote:It's a good thing you don't have a cunt.

No need to remind me every post, dickless.

we'd be a perfect match since we're both missing the proper equipment, lets get married!

Hoon Wrote:

GonzoStyle Wrote:

Hoon Wrote:Gonzo, you're jewish.
I have a jew question for you.

Do you have barmitzfah's [sp?] for boys AND girls?
I ask because I thought ti was only held for boys but I'm not jewish so..
I ask because my wife works for an eye doctor who is supposedly a woman but my bride swears its a man in drag.

Today, the doctor let it slip about "her" bahmitzfah.

Do they have these for girls to and if so, does it go by a different name?

boys have a BaRmitzvah at 13 when they become men (aka when they can cum)

girls have a BaTmitzvah at 12 when they become women (aka when uncle moishe has to start pulling out)

fuck. so "her" true original sexual make up remains a mystery.
this is starting to become an obsession. it's like an episode of SNL's "Pat"

I didnt have a bat mitzvah....it is a fairly new entity and wasn't popular in the 60's when i was 12.

anyway my brother did have a big bar mitzvah and ive had bar mitzvah envy ever since.

GonzoStyle Wrote:

Abster Wrote:

GonzoStyle Wrote:It's a good thing you don't have a cunt.

No need to remind me every post, dickless.

we'd be a perfect match since we're both missing the proper equipment, lets get married!

If not to consumate the marriage, what would be the point?

we can live the lie together so people dont think we're different.

Admit it, it's great being different! Don't you love it when some chick unzips your pants and you get to see the look of horror on her face when she realizes what you're missing.
I sometimes think seeing that look was worth the whole ordeal. It's priceless.

Goatweed Wrote:

Keyser Soze Wrote:it all went downhill when they made morrison's girlfriend a mod.

^^^^^^^^^^^^ post of the day!!!

I posted this

Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 10:38 am Post subject: Re: the Doors board is no more

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thendude wrote:
at least the off topic side of things (aka The Severed Garden) was taken down a few minutes ago because Doors manager Jeff Jampol said there was too much drama/backstabbing/bs




So who posted that one of the doors is going out with Lobster girl?

Beat him to the joke by 12 hours dude

faceman802 Wrote:

Goatweed Wrote:

Keyser Soze Wrote:it all went downhill when they made morrison's girlfriend a mod.

^^^^^^^^^^^^ post of the day!!!

I posted this

Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 10:38 am Post subject: Re: the Doors board is no more

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thendude wrote:
at least the off topic side of things (aka The Severed Garden) was taken down a few minutes ago because Doors manager Jeff Jampol said there was too much drama/backstabbing/bs




So who posted that one of the doors is going out with Lobster girl?

Beat him to the joke by 12 hours dude

are your jokes so far and few in between that you need validation from the old with no sense of humor?