are you going to say you didn't chuckle out loud?
it was so funny, I spit beer onto my windsheild and then ran off the road
I didn't chuckle out loud
I rolled my eyes out loud
better ask keyser what to order before you go
I'll have the tuna sashimi, hold the rice please!
I'll have mine well done!
Once I had some kind of bowel infection or collitus (sp?) or something really really bad. I shit multiple times a day for like a month straight and couldn't eat anything without it coming right out the other end shortly thereafter. It got so bad at one point I remember that I ate a small piece of romaine lettuce and not even 10 minutes later I had to shit. The only thing that came out was the same small green leaf of lettuce I had just ate. It was just floating there in the toilet (I barely chew my food). That was one time I seriously thought I was going to die. Oh and the shitting was always preceded and accompanied by severe cramps, they doubled me over they hurt so bad.
no cramps here and the doo doo comes out lookin like doo doo, it slowed down though, only went 3 times today.
p.s. the spicy tuna roll was fuckin awesome!